After much anticipation it has finally arrived, my latest purchase from AdamEve.com. Well my second latest purchase I should say, this came in and I soon realized I had no lube at home so had to order some so technically, the lube is my latest purchase. But I'm not writing about the lube, I'm writing about the Super Head Honcho Masterbator.
I'll start by addressing something I mentionned briefly in the past: the stigma of buying one of these. Don't worry about looking "like a loser" when you ring this up at the register at your local sex shop. It's no different than a girl buying a vibrator. The cashier isn't going to give you a condescending "you need this because you can't get a girlfriend" look. Well she won't if you don't come in dressed in a washed out anime shirt, hair that needs to be both cut and washed, and smell like a gaming convention. If you're still nervous or don't like the idea of buying it in store, use adameve. Either way, you should get one of these. As my lesbian once told me "If I had a dick, that would be the first thing I'd buy".
Now this isn't the latest feat of technology so don't expect something like the fleshlight or the RealTouch that moves by itself, dispenses lube, and changes textures while you penetrate it. But you're paying twenty-some bucks for this rather than the hundreds you'd shell out for the Fleshlight and RealTouch.
I do have a few things to mention regarding it though.
First, don't expect this to replace anything. It doesn't feel like a real pair of lips, a vagina, or even someone else's hand. It does however, provide an improvement on your own hand.
Secondly you will need lube on every use or else it will just feel like you're jerking it with a glove hand.
You should also clean it after every use. You wouldn't want it to crust inside. Cleaning is easy though, just pour some water through it and don't be afraid to turn part of it inside out to clean the suction chambers.
You will also notice a hole at the end of it, not the one between the rubber lips you're meant to penetrate. This hole was put there facilitate cleaning. Unfortunately, the easier cleaning has a few side effects. This removes the suction feeling and adds quite a bit of noise. You've got two easy solutions for this problem, either cover it with your thumb while you pump away, or put a bit of duct tape over the hole. I suggest simply covering with your thumb so you don't have to deal with semen-crusted duct tape and take it off/replace it every time you clean it. Blocking the hole will add a small suction sensation and will make the sleeve completely silent.
All in all I have to recommend this, for those without the pleasure of a steady stream of legs to open, the busy, or those with a mate that's on vacation. Forget the stigma, forget the looks from the cashier, and forget sitting on your hand to give yourself a "stranger", get yourself one of these.
The comments are true, by the way, it does magnify the insides so you look bigger.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Interview with Trashy's Randy
Through this blog I recently came to contact Randy from of my personal favourite lingerie website Trashy. After much praise and plenty of blowing smoke up his ass, I thought it'd would be interesting to get a little more insight on how everything works there. So I sent him a little questionnaire and this is what followed:
-If you could give us a quick overview of the history of Trashy?
...Where would all of Hollywood's most beautiful women be without the help of Trashy Lingerie? Its owners, Mitchell and Tracy Shrier opened the doors to the tantalizing Tinseltown store almost 25 years ago! With only one store located on La Cienega Blvd in Los Angeles, Trashy Lingerie has worldwide name recognition for providing their rich and famous clientele with only the highest quality of lingerie and clothing. "Our Fantasy is Fulfilling Yours" is their slogan, and let me assure you that is EXACTLY what they do.
On any given day you may run into Madonna, picking up another one of her famous Bullet Corsets which Trashy specially designed for her. Or perhaps you might see Pamela Anderson Lee coming in for a fitting for another one of those super low V leather corsets like the one she wore in Barb Wire. Many of Hollywood's stars have come to learn that the "Sky's the Limit", when it comes to Trashy! You may start by looking at one of the over 8000 designs to choose from, all of which are designed by Mitch and his extraordinary design staff. Everything in the store is produced right on the premises. There are 30 seamstresses, handsewers and pattern makers, which makes it easy for them to custom fit all the very different bodies to their original designs. Dolly Parton takes advantage of this free custom tailoring to accommodate the part of her body which is well endowed!
[for the rest of the story click here]
-How much time goes into the design of a new collection?
It depends on what we're working on.Lingerie we find either a fabric or a trim that we'll design the collection around. It usually takes a few week for us to come up with the 20 to 50 garments that will make up a line. This includes patterns to first samples.
-I don't know how deep you are involved into the design process but where does the inspiration for things such as the Masochist or Marie Antoinnette collections come from?
We give our designers a great deal of freedom to do what they feel. We do not put restriction on them. Most of the industry designs for the retailer,meaning they need to be below a certain price point. Where we are the absolute opposite. We make garment how it should be made and if it come out at XXX price it that price. This is one of the main reasons why Trashy is Trashy!
-Not every piece at Trashy is an original creation, how do you go about selecting what you distribute from other makers?
Most other manufactures I carry are friends of mine so I just carry their whole line. It's a way for me to help them get rid of inventory and get great prices for my customers. Since most of them are a short drive from me a mile or two we can sell much cheaper than anyone because we're not having to pay shipping which is passed on too the customer at a lower price point.
-How did the concept of the Trashy Girls start?
[If you're unaware of what trashy girls are, check here]
It was a fluke to tell the truth. About 8 years ago the Hard Rock in Vegas call asking if we could open a temporary store in their casino for a high rollers weekend party event. So we loaded up 5 ton truck and went out and have a good experience. We did it a few more times but it was a lot of work to day the least. So my wife said to the management what they really wanted was the vibe and brand plus the girls we brought to run the store and walk around to model. So scratch the store and pay us to bring the girls. So the rest is history.
-My readers would like to know if you get celebrities coming into the store and what kind of gear they would leave with?
Well most of the time it's for on screen so they have no say so or what they feel comfortable in just depending on the costumer. Now when they come in for their selfs it different,depends on the person. Some are big fans of our panties, others bras or polar fleece. There is no real general rule of what they buy. You need to keep in mind we can make anything, so the only restriction is their imagination .
If you have any follow up questions you'd like Randy to answer, email them to me and maybe he'll have time for them. In the meantime I just received my latest order from Trashy and have, once more, nothing but praise. I can't say what it is quite yet since it's a surprise for the missus but I'll post about it later on.
So do yourself a huge favor and hop on to Trashy and in the box at checkout where it asks where you heard of Trashy? Put in this blog.
Thanks for reading and thank you Randy for your time.
-If you could give us a quick overview of the history of Trashy?
...Where would all of Hollywood's most beautiful women be without the help of Trashy Lingerie? Its owners, Mitchell and Tracy Shrier opened the doors to the tantalizing Tinseltown store almost 25 years ago! With only one store located on La Cienega Blvd in Los Angeles, Trashy Lingerie has worldwide name recognition for providing their rich and famous clientele with only the highest quality of lingerie and clothing. "Our Fantasy is Fulfilling Yours" is their slogan, and let me assure you that is EXACTLY what they do.
On any given day you may run into Madonna, picking up another one of her famous Bullet Corsets which Trashy specially designed for her. Or perhaps you might see Pamela Anderson Lee coming in for a fitting for another one of those super low V leather corsets like the one she wore in Barb Wire. Many of Hollywood's stars have come to learn that the "Sky's the Limit", when it comes to Trashy! You may start by looking at one of the over 8000 designs to choose from, all of which are designed by Mitch and his extraordinary design staff. Everything in the store is produced right on the premises. There are 30 seamstresses, handsewers and pattern makers, which makes it easy for them to custom fit all the very different bodies to their original designs. Dolly Parton takes advantage of this free custom tailoring to accommodate the part of her body which is well endowed!
[for the rest of the story click here]
-How much time goes into the design of a new collection?
It depends on what we're working on.Lingerie we find either a fabric or a trim that we'll design the collection around. It usually takes a few week for us to come up with the 20 to 50 garments that will make up a line. This includes patterns to first samples.
-I don't know how deep you are involved into the design process but where does the inspiration for things such as the Masochist or Marie Antoinnette collections come from?
We give our designers a great deal of freedom to do what they feel. We do not put restriction on them. Most of the industry designs for the retailer,meaning they need to be below a certain price point. Where we are the absolute opposite. We make garment how it should be made and if it come out at XXX price it that price. This is one of the main reasons why Trashy is Trashy!
-Not every piece at Trashy is an original creation, how do you go about selecting what you distribute from other makers?
Most other manufactures I carry are friends of mine so I just carry their whole line. It's a way for me to help them get rid of inventory and get great prices for my customers. Since most of them are a short drive from me a mile or two we can sell much cheaper than anyone because we're not having to pay shipping which is passed on too the customer at a lower price point.
-How did the concept of the Trashy Girls start?
[If you're unaware of what trashy girls are, check here]
It was a fluke to tell the truth. About 8 years ago the Hard Rock in Vegas call asking if we could open a temporary store in their casino for a high rollers weekend party event. So we loaded up 5 ton truck and went out and have a good experience. We did it a few more times but it was a lot of work to day the least. So my wife said to the management what they really wanted was the vibe and brand plus the girls we brought to run the store and walk around to model. So scratch the store and pay us to bring the girls. So the rest is history.
-My readers would like to know if you get celebrities coming into the store and what kind of gear they would leave with?
Well most of the time it's for on screen so they have no say so or what they feel comfortable in just depending on the costumer. Now when they come in for their selfs it different,depends on the person. Some are big fans of our panties, others bras or polar fleece. There is no real general rule of what they buy. You need to keep in mind we can make anything, so the only restriction is their imagination .
If you have any follow up questions you'd like Randy to answer, email them to me and maybe he'll have time for them. In the meantime I just received my latest order from Trashy and have, once more, nothing but praise. I can't say what it is quite yet since it's a surprise for the missus but I'll post about it later on.
So do yourself a huge favor and hop on to Trashy and in the box at checkout where it asks where you heard of Trashy? Put in this blog.
Thanks for reading and thank you Randy for your time.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Stripper for one night
I've never been one to spend friday nights in strip clubs looking for the next set of breasts to motorboat. In fact I've never actually been in one for the simple reason that I don't understand the concept. You're basically paying money for some sexual contact but leave with blue-balls? I don't see the attraction in that. Of course I can already hear those who tell me for the right price the stripper will go down on me or have sex in the VIP rooms but if you want to pay for sex, why not just go for a prostitute then?
Now the concept of a strip club doesn't appeal to me but that of a lapdance is a whole other issue. I've tried for a while to get the missus to surprise me with a sexy strip-tease followed and/or a hot little lapdance. She has always been opposed to it not by principle but because she doesn't feel she can be sexy doing that. That's what hit me. She was afraid she wouldn't look attractive performing the dance and moves. So this small update will be to try to get her to work past that fear and maybe someday indulge me.
Of course personally I know she would be sexy doing it but she chalks it up to the "you think anything I do is sexy", which in a way is true, but I think anyone who saw you slowly taking your top off, fingers sliding over your skin slowly, would agree with me on this. And this apply to every female reading this, you want to turn on your man? Try this. I doubt he'll settle for a random stripper anytime soon.
I'm not talking full on pole dancing in your living room, despite the Home Pole Dancing kit being available.
Instead have him sit down on one of the dining room chairs, you could use the couch but then chances are he will be all slumped down unlike in the chair where you'll be able to grind against him and feel how much he's enjoying this.
If you really want to drive him wild, try handcuffing his hands behind his back. Believe me, he'll be desperately trying to undo them so he can get a feel of your body dancing against him. You don't have to dress the part either. Even if you start off in your jeans and a tank top, as soon as your in your underwear you'll do just fine. If ever you do feel like dressing a little more "appropriately" I suggest stockings, a very tiny skirt, and a fishnet shirt over your bra. Heels are always a plus.
As the missus doesn't want to do it because her self-image isn't that high, I think her doing that would actually improve. I think if she was to do it once she'd realize how sexy she can be and that would definately bring her self-image up a notch or two. Try it with your partner, you feel you can't pull it off? Try it first and then you should be positively rewarded.
Now I can't go through a whole post about stripping/poledancing without mentionning Carmen Electra's aerobic striptease. Now you can tell her stripping can be good for her. Still feel weird asking her? Buy it as a "gag gift" and gauge her reaction, who knows, she might even entertain the idea.
Now the concept of a strip club doesn't appeal to me but that of a lapdance is a whole other issue. I've tried for a while to get the missus to surprise me with a sexy strip-tease followed and/or a hot little lapdance. She has always been opposed to it not by principle but because she doesn't feel she can be sexy doing that. That's what hit me. She was afraid she wouldn't look attractive performing the dance and moves. So this small update will be to try to get her to work past that fear and maybe someday indulge me.
Of course personally I know she would be sexy doing it but she chalks it up to the "you think anything I do is sexy", which in a way is true, but I think anyone who saw you slowly taking your top off, fingers sliding over your skin slowly, would agree with me on this. And this apply to every female reading this, you want to turn on your man? Try this. I doubt he'll settle for a random stripper anytime soon.
I'm not talking full on pole dancing in your living room, despite the Home Pole Dancing kit being available.
Instead have him sit down on one of the dining room chairs, you could use the couch but then chances are he will be all slumped down unlike in the chair where you'll be able to grind against him and feel how much he's enjoying this.
If you really want to drive him wild, try handcuffing his hands behind his back. Believe me, he'll be desperately trying to undo them so he can get a feel of your body dancing against him. You don't have to dress the part either. Even if you start off in your jeans and a tank top, as soon as your in your underwear you'll do just fine. If ever you do feel like dressing a little more "appropriately" I suggest stockings, a very tiny skirt, and a fishnet shirt over your bra. Heels are always a plus.
As the missus doesn't want to do it because her self-image isn't that high, I think her doing that would actually improve. I think if she was to do it once she'd realize how sexy she can be and that would definately bring her self-image up a notch or two. Try it with your partner, you feel you can't pull it off? Try it first and then you should be positively rewarded.
Now I can't go through a whole post about stripping/poledancing without mentionning Carmen Electra's aerobic striptease. Now you can tell her stripping can be good for her. Still feel weird asking her? Buy it as a "gag gift" and gauge her reaction, who knows, she might even entertain the idea.
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