One more...well maybe not.

Two weeks ago I reviewed the Super Head Honcho Masturbator and gave it two thumbs up. A few days later, I received another package from Adameve and it contained this:
The
Blonde Fantasy Masturbator. Thank you Adameve for giving me another week's update! A few people have asked for more reviews of male toys so this fits perfectly with their requests. This will be a short review as I've already highlighted some of the major notes about male masturbators but here goes.

Unfortunately after using the Super Head Honcho, this will become a comparison of the two; and this Blonde Fantasy falls short of pretty much every facet.
The first thing I noticed with this is how small the hole is. Now I'm not someone well endowed, not at all, but even I had difficulty penetrating it. It required a lot of lube. A lot more than the Head Honcho. I also had to restrain the speed and intensity because if I were to slip out, it was a pain to get back in.

Granted the small size of the hole should do for a nice tight feeling right?
It does but unfortunately the inside is kind of "boring". As opposed to suction chambers filled with small nubs, it's simply ripples. Imagine a ribbed condom turned inside out and that's a pretty accurate description. So yes it is tighter, but the sensation is still lessened.

In terms of general size it's smaller than I expected. It's short enough in length that a normal size male might be long enough to go through it and exit out the back hole of it. To avoid this you'd have to of course restrain on the movement and avoid long arm movements to do the entire length of his stroke.

Now we fall down to the last point I want to address and this is honestly the biggest downfall of this product: the smell. I don't know if it was perfumed during production or some other method to make it not smell like jelly but it smells absolutely terrible. And not only does it smell terrible but the smell gets on your hands and hardly washes off. A handwash and shower after my usage of the toy, I could still smell that nasty synthetic odor on my hands. Even if the toy was longer, fitted, and had a more exciting interior, this smell would still stop me from ever using this. It's that bad.

All in all, for about twenty bucks you're much better off with the Head Honcho. Of course if you take masturbation much more seriously you can always grab a Fleshlight. If that's not enough? Grab the new furniture from Liberator designed especially for the fleshlight: the Fleshlight Motion. And if that's still not enough for you, shell out the couple of hundred bucks and get yourself a Real Touch.


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You have learned much young grasshopper...

I've been writing for a few months now and I've addressed most large topics I wanted. I'd like to think I made a small difference somewhere in one of my readers' bedroom. I figured I'd check in with some of you.
Thanks to several recent purchases from AdamEve I have a few porn movies to give away. I know you can find porn for free on the internet but I'm giving these out, do you need a better reason?

I'm not giving these out to just anybody though. I'm going to run a little contest.
Send me an email describing something from all previous posts that you managed to include in your sex life. Be it a toy, technique, lingerie, anything. You don't have to be graphic about it if you don't want to. It doesn't even have to be long. Just let me know if I managed to open up some options for you.
I'll take the best 3 and send them a movie, free of charge.
Yes, all in all this is just a big ego booster for myself as I try to tell myself I'm not writing in vain.

So send me whatever you'd like to PervAdvice@gmail.com
In the email please let me know if you would mind if I posted your story up on the blog and what name I should use (go ahead and use an alias if you prefer).