As you've probably noticed, you; my single reader, that I haven't updated in a week or two. It's a combination or time restraints with midterms but also that for the moment, I've touched upon the subjects I wanted to.
I won't be updating every Thursday anymore (unless I get a sudden wind of both genius and time), and I'll start updating when I have something to say. This means I'll probably be updating mostly with product reviews.
Here are some you products you can expect reviews of in the future:
-Low temp Burning passion candles
-Shower handles
-P3 power balls
-Nipplettes nipple vibrating clamps
-Menage a trois for two strap on
and more including g-spot vibrators, glass dildos, male masturbators and bondage accessory.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Love as I find...
Over the years the missus has built up not only an impressive toy collection but quite the lingerie catalog as well. As such, it's become increasingly more difficult to surprise her with a new piece or kit. The same is said of her if she desires to buy herself something nice. She does know what she wants and enjoys having it exactly as she imagined it. For some time she contemplated an item but it wasn't quite right.
The bed was too soft,
the porridge was too warm.
And that's where Love as I find came in to make the bed and the porridge...just perfect.
I originally made contact with her though a forum in which she introduced herself as a seamstress and in my time of need, I did not hesitate to contact her with my nitty gritty specifications.
I have to say the entire experience was amazing. From the customer service to the end product, I have nothing bad to say at all so the following might sound like I'm blowing smoke up her ass but believe me, she earned that smoke.
The process:
The greatest thing about it is that she kept me updated on everything. She drew up sketches that I approved, then went shopping for materials. When I looked at the samples she sent I was able to choose the exact ones I wanted. She then redid the sketches but adding the textile on it for me to get an even better idea of the product. She then went to work, updating me frequently on the progress as well as consulting for questions regarding small details (seams, color of the border, size of those special little requested details).
The Final Product:
That exceeded all my expectations. I ordered three pieces and all of them are simply perfect. It was such an awesome feeling to see what I had imagined come to fruition (I doubt she can work up that VW van full of cheerleaders I imagined though). The pieces have that quality of a major manufacturer yet have the finesse of a seamstress. You look at them and you think to yourself it had to have been made by a machine, it's too nice, but then I remember it was made to my specifications and the details show it all too well.
The Shipping:
I had to highlight this as this was the chocolate covered cherry with sprinkles on it...on top of an already giant chocolate sauce/caramel covered sundae. First of all, she is located in the UK and I'm in Canada. Already I was expecting quite a long wait but 4 business days was all it took. Turns out as there are strikes and problems with Royal Mail, she paid a little extra to have it delivered to me on time. I greatly appreciated that. Then it came in. The package itself was more properly wrapped than any Christmas present I ever gave the missus. Each piece individually wrapped in purple (she previously asked me what color combinations would be best) tissue paper with a great big bow on it. Each came with a handmade tag with her logo. The box also contained a letter with her card, a small letter with thanks and instructions, as well as the original sketches for us to keep. Now that my friend, is how you ship a package.
I can't thank her enough nor can I recommend her enough. You got an idea you've been meaning to have made? Now's the time baby.
Get to it: http://loveasifind.webs.com/
The bed was too soft,
the porridge was too warm.
And that's where Love as I find came in to make the bed and the porridge...just perfect.
I originally made contact with her though a forum in which she introduced herself as a seamstress and in my time of need, I did not hesitate to contact her with my nitty gritty specifications.
I have to say the entire experience was amazing. From the customer service to the end product, I have nothing bad to say at all so the following might sound like I'm blowing smoke up her ass but believe me, she earned that smoke.
The process:
The greatest thing about it is that she kept me updated on everything. She drew up sketches that I approved, then went shopping for materials. When I looked at the samples she sent I was able to choose the exact ones I wanted. She then redid the sketches but adding the textile on it for me to get an even better idea of the product. She then went to work, updating me frequently on the progress as well as consulting for questions regarding small details (seams, color of the border, size of those special little requested details).
The Final Product:
That exceeded all my expectations. I ordered three pieces and all of them are simply perfect. It was such an awesome feeling to see what I had imagined come to fruition (I doubt she can work up that VW van full of cheerleaders I imagined though). The pieces have that quality of a major manufacturer yet have the finesse of a seamstress. You look at them and you think to yourself it had to have been made by a machine, it's too nice, but then I remember it was made to my specifications and the details show it all too well.
The Shipping:
I had to highlight this as this was the chocolate covered cherry with sprinkles on it...on top of an already giant chocolate sauce/caramel covered sundae. First of all, she is located in the UK and I'm in Canada. Already I was expecting quite a long wait but 4 business days was all it took. Turns out as there are strikes and problems with Royal Mail, she paid a little extra to have it delivered to me on time. I greatly appreciated that. Then it came in. The package itself was more properly wrapped than any Christmas present I ever gave the missus. Each piece individually wrapped in purple (she previously asked me what color combinations would be best) tissue paper with a great big bow on it. Each came with a handmade tag with her logo. The box also contained a letter with her card, a small letter with thanks and instructions, as well as the original sketches for us to keep. Now that my friend, is how you ship a package.
I can't thank her enough nor can I recommend her enough. You got an idea you've been meaning to have made? Now's the time baby.
Get to it: http://loveasifind.webs.com/
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Lube backwards is Ebul...
I'd like to start off by announcing the first winner of our Porn Giveaway...
Drum roll please? ...no? fuck...
Anyway congrats Sergio, I'll be shipping your dvd's away today or tomorrow.
And now onto today's topic which, unless you're illiterate....which come to think of it would mean you can't read this either, you have probably guessed is lubricant. After being recommended a few different brands I've collected my findings (read: opinion) on the three of them. Here's what I found
Adam & Eve Lubricant:
The home brand from our favourite adult store! This one I have to say is a pretty big bottle especially for the price. I'm used to spending more than that for a container half that size.
In terms of using a lubricant for a toy such as the head honcho, this was an okay one. It's ranked high on the "slippery" factor if you will but depending on the intensity you will probably have to reapply at some point as it dissipates quickly. Now granted this problem won't be as apparent during a sexual experience with a woman as her natural lubrication will likely kick in. Unfortunately for male toy uses, it fell through. Overall, good for sex, decent for toys.
It's a water based lube so it will wash off easily with just regular water. What won't wash off with just water is the odd fruity smell that comes with it. I'm not sure what it is exactly but I found it a little gross. The hand I would use to apply it would keep this strong ...cherry? scent until a heavy soap-induced clean up. It's not that bad a drawback but for some like me with quite the nose, it was a tad annoying.
Pjur bodyglide:
Pjur was recommended to me by a friend who said once I tried it I would never go back to anything else. Well I'll have to disagree.
This is a silicone-based lube as such it doesn't wash off simply under water. This makes it great for underwater play. Both for toys and for intercourse this lube makes water sex that much easier. Yes it does mean it's a tad harder to wash off but nothing a little soap won't remove. This really shouldn't be an issue if water-sex was your intention in the first place.
Now this lubricant is the great white shark of lubes. It is the best in the water...but useless on dry land. On things like the Head Honcho it falls flat. It did little more than what baby oil would do. I don't recommend it for any other purpose than the one I previously established.
System Jo:
System JO's slogan is "meet your new best friend"...boy was it ever right. I originally tried the Women's lube as it was the one the missus had. I was quite please with the results.
As "slippery" than the AdamEve brand yet didn't require reapplication after a while. There was no smell to it either. Of course it wasn't created for shower/bathtub play since it's a water-based lube but this means it washes off easily.
This was tested with the head honcho masturbator, during vaginal intercourse, toy play and, unlike the other toys, tested successfully with anal play in which it was still quite good. I was actually quite surprised by this little one especially since it said "for women" on this bottle (although I link the bi-gender one in this post).
All in all the three of them are good products no doubt. The adameve one I recommend for quickies, the Pjur will go great underwater and the System Jo is the all around one.
Enjoy!
Drum roll please? ...no? fuck...
Anyway congrats Sergio, I'll be shipping your dvd's away today or tomorrow.
And now onto today's topic which, unless you're illiterate....which come to think of it would mean you can't read this either, you have probably guessed is lubricant. After being recommended a few different brands I've collected my findings (read: opinion) on the three of them. Here's what I found
Adam & Eve Lubricant:
The home brand from our favourite adult store! This one I have to say is a pretty big bottle especially for the price. I'm used to spending more than that for a container half that size.
In terms of using a lubricant for a toy such as the head honcho, this was an okay one. It's ranked high on the "slippery" factor if you will but depending on the intensity you will probably have to reapply at some point as it dissipates quickly. Now granted this problem won't be as apparent during a sexual experience with a woman as her natural lubrication will likely kick in. Unfortunately for male toy uses, it fell through. Overall, good for sex, decent for toys.
It's a water based lube so it will wash off easily with just regular water. What won't wash off with just water is the odd fruity smell that comes with it. I'm not sure what it is exactly but I found it a little gross. The hand I would use to apply it would keep this strong ...cherry? scent until a heavy soap-induced clean up. It's not that bad a drawback but for some like me with quite the nose, it was a tad annoying.
Pjur bodyglide:
Pjur was recommended to me by a friend who said once I tried it I would never go back to anything else. Well I'll have to disagree.
This is a silicone-based lube as such it doesn't wash off simply under water. This makes it great for underwater play. Both for toys and for intercourse this lube makes water sex that much easier. Yes it does mean it's a tad harder to wash off but nothing a little soap won't remove. This really shouldn't be an issue if water-sex was your intention in the first place.
Now this lubricant is the great white shark of lubes. It is the best in the water...but useless on dry land. On things like the Head Honcho it falls flat. It did little more than what baby oil would do. I don't recommend it for any other purpose than the one I previously established.
System Jo:
System JO's slogan is "meet your new best friend"...boy was it ever right. I originally tried the Women's lube as it was the one the missus had. I was quite please with the results.
As "slippery" than the AdamEve brand yet didn't require reapplication after a while. There was no smell to it either. Of course it wasn't created for shower/bathtub play since it's a water-based lube but this means it washes off easily.
This was tested with the head honcho masturbator, during vaginal intercourse, toy play and, unlike the other toys, tested successfully with anal play in which it was still quite good. I was actually quite surprised by this little one especially since it said "for women" on this bottle (although I link the bi-gender one in this post).
All in all the three of them are good products no doubt. The adameve one I recommend for quickies, the Pjur will go great underwater and the System Jo is the all around one.
Enjoy!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Triple the luxe, triple the fun
After a few weeks without them, we are now back to toy recommendations for her. This is a little something I heard of on the Let's Get Naughty a few months ago and after the stellar review, I just had to take a closer look at it. I give you, the Triple Luxe Vibrator.
Alright so obviously you can see there's three tools in one. The top one is shaped oddly like a thumb with soft nubs on the pad of it to massage the clitoris. The toy being made of plastic you might be worried about a hard object hitting such a sensitive spot but the separation at the bottom of the "thumb" is actually gel which makes the nubs smooth and bendy. Unlike a lot of gel toys, this one doesn't smell like gel. In fact it doesn't smell like anything which is a good thing considering how intense some other toy smells can be. The speed and intensity of it is a really nice balance. You're not getting your socks rocked like with a power rocket but it's certainly no slouch either. I like to think it's the best medium between too fast and too slow. Of course the speed of it all is still at your control with the small spherical button on the back of it (You can somewhat see it on the picture, it's half an inch before the gel line on the back of the toy) which toggles between three different speeds.
Move down ladies and gentlemen, Lord help me I'm starting to sound like a guided tour of a museum, to the vaginal stimulator. Unlike most vibrators it's not one which you slide in and out of yourself to simulate penetration. The bulbous shape of it allows the toy, and therefore the vibrations, to hit the g-spot. Now granted, me being a male, I haven't been able to test this theory but I've been informed of the perfection of the shape as to perform it's duties from a third party, eager to try it. At the same time, since the whole toy vibrates, it will still provide a little vibrating stimulation to the outer lips.
Exhibit C, uh oh we just went from a museum to a courtroom, is a small nub designed for anal pleasure. Yes I've already heard the "but it's much too tiny for my ass!". Keep in mind, as I said for the vaginal bulb, it's not a toy made for penetration. Not to sound crude or anything but you shove it in and only move it around slightly to adjust the angle. The anal nub is then perfect to stimulate the anus. It only vibrates on the small ring of muscles. It just gives that extra little bit of sensation to a third area of your body.
Take each part of it separately and you have regular vibrators and toys but mix all three in one and you have one hell of a night waiting for you. If you care about moaning loud enough to piss off the neighbors then you owe it to yourself to get one of these. Guys, little bit of advice, nothing stopping you from using it on her during your refractory period to keep her nicely warmed up until you're good to go again.
So do yourself a favor, get one and when the neighbours complain, link them to this blog.
Alright so obviously you can see there's three tools in one. The top one is shaped oddly like a thumb with soft nubs on the pad of it to massage the clitoris. The toy being made of plastic you might be worried about a hard object hitting such a sensitive spot but the separation at the bottom of the "thumb" is actually gel which makes the nubs smooth and bendy. Unlike a lot of gel toys, this one doesn't smell like gel. In fact it doesn't smell like anything which is a good thing considering how intense some other toy smells can be. The speed and intensity of it is a really nice balance. You're not getting your socks rocked like with a power rocket but it's certainly no slouch either. I like to think it's the best medium between too fast and too slow. Of course the speed of it all is still at your control with the small spherical button on the back of it (You can somewhat see it on the picture, it's half an inch before the gel line on the back of the toy) which toggles between three different speeds.
Move down ladies and gentlemen, Lord help me I'm starting to sound like a guided tour of a museum, to the vaginal stimulator. Unlike most vibrators it's not one which you slide in and out of yourself to simulate penetration. The bulbous shape of it allows the toy, and therefore the vibrations, to hit the g-spot. Now granted, me being a male, I haven't been able to test this theory but I've been informed of the perfection of the shape as to perform it's duties from a third party, eager to try it. At the same time, since the whole toy vibrates, it will still provide a little vibrating stimulation to the outer lips.
Exhibit C, uh oh we just went from a museum to a courtroom, is a small nub designed for anal pleasure. Yes I've already heard the "but it's much too tiny for my ass!". Keep in mind, as I said for the vaginal bulb, it's not a toy made for penetration. Not to sound crude or anything but you shove it in and only move it around slightly to adjust the angle. The anal nub is then perfect to stimulate the anus. It only vibrates on the small ring of muscles. It just gives that extra little bit of sensation to a third area of your body.
Take each part of it separately and you have regular vibrators and toys but mix all three in one and you have one hell of a night waiting for you. If you care about moaning loud enough to piss off the neighbors then you owe it to yourself to get one of these. Guys, little bit of advice, nothing stopping you from using it on her during your refractory period to keep her nicely warmed up until you're good to go again.
So do yourself a favor, get one and when the neighbours complain, link them to this blog.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Help! They coming to Rape me!
Let me start off by apologizing for the lack of update these few weeks, blah blah blah shit happened.
I'll try to make up for it, just read until the end of the post to see how.
Onto this week's topic: rape! Yup, you read that read that right. It's something I've been meaning to talk about since the updates I did a while back regarding roleplay. As you probably guessed, I'm not talking about actual rape but roleplay-rape. Studies have shown it's one of the more popular fetishes in women. Before you send me a big great email to tell me I'm a mysoginist pig (though if you want to, my email is pervadvice@gmail.com), look up a bit of info on the topic, you'll see I'm not just saying women want to get raped.
I can't claim to understand the fetish completely but from what I've been told, it's the danger factor as well as the complete loss of control. So how would you go about doing that? Well, doing that without the whole free trip to jail. That's where rape fantasy roleplay comes in.
I'm just going to describe a simple, quick way to work it out with your partner, I would ask you not to take this is law. I don't claim this works on everyone, nor do I claim this is the only way to do it. It's only one idea. As I write from my own point of view, this will be addressed to the males but the content applies to everybody and could very well apply to a male being "raped".
Your very first step, before you do ANYTHING ELSE, will be to talk to your partner about it. I said it was one of the more popular fantasies, but that doesn't mean everyone shares it. You're going to have to establish a few very important items.
-How far are you allowed to take it? Some might prefer a lighter version, which includes you simply coming in at a random time and grabbing her in her own home. Maybe she wants you to go all out; show up at her office dressed in a hoodie and take advantage of her without any of her coworkers realizing it (quick note: this doesn't work very well in a cubicle environment). She should let you know just how far into the fantasy is her breaking point. I understand the whole point of it all is for her to lose control but you just don't want to have to deal with police intervention or have her be "scared" of you because she's witnessed a side of you she didn't know existed. This also extends to how rough you should go. Is she into being choked? (I am referring just to pressure around the throat, I'm not talking about erotic asphyxiation which I do not condone in any way shape or form) Is she into getting slapped? Pushed harshly against a wall? Figure that out first.
-Time Frame. Rape is never planned. Well it is but not for the rapee. I've watched a whole lot of CSI and I've never seen a victim's day planner which read
"12:00 lunch with execs
13:00 pick up dry cleaner
14:00 get raped
14:10 Conference call with HR"
Now again, she's not supposed to expect it so when you set up a time frame, try to be very loose with it. Try to set up something like a 5 day period in which, at any time, things could go down. Now you'll want of course to ber very familiar with her schedule during that period to properly plan but the idea is for her to not be waiting for it. If you give her a certain day, she'll be expecting it all day and it won't be as much of a surprise. If you wait a few days though, her guard drops and when she doesn't expect it, she gets snagged from behind, put up against a wall and fucked against her will.
In my case my best bet would be at her place since I have a key, wait for her to come home from work and pounce sometime after dinner.
-Safe word. The concept is simple enough so I don't have to explain it but you never know, maybe she had a hell of a day at work. Maybe she's feeling sick or just "blah". I understand it's supposed to rid her of control and force her against her will, but you might want to hold off on one scenario to avoid a dry spell because she's pissed off.
I think that encompasses everything for now. I think I gave out enough info as well as enough small disclaimers to cover my back and the back of anyone I've ever rap-...made love to!
PORN GIVEAWAY
Now that I have your attention, I'm giving away porn!
I've purchased quite a lot from AdamEve these recent months and using these awesome promo codes gives you some Porn dvd's with your order. So now I have 9 dvd's (3 sets of 3) to give out. I had organized the contest a while back but I'm dropping it as most people preferred not to have their story put out in public.
So just send me your name to pervadvice@gmail.com and tell me why you want it.
Simple enough no?
I'll try to make up for it, just read until the end of the post to see how.
Onto this week's topic: rape! Yup, you read that read that right. It's something I've been meaning to talk about since the updates I did a while back regarding roleplay. As you probably guessed, I'm not talking about actual rape but roleplay-rape. Studies have shown it's one of the more popular fetishes in women. Before you send me a big great email to tell me I'm a mysoginist pig (though if you want to, my email is pervadvice@gmail.com), look up a bit of info on the topic, you'll see I'm not just saying women want to get raped.
I can't claim to understand the fetish completely but from what I've been told, it's the danger factor as well as the complete loss of control. So how would you go about doing that? Well, doing that without the whole free trip to jail. That's where rape fantasy roleplay comes in.
I'm just going to describe a simple, quick way to work it out with your partner, I would ask you not to take this is law. I don't claim this works on everyone, nor do I claim this is the only way to do it. It's only one idea. As I write from my own point of view, this will be addressed to the males but the content applies to everybody and could very well apply to a male being "raped".
Your very first step, before you do ANYTHING ELSE, will be to talk to your partner about it. I said it was one of the more popular fantasies, but that doesn't mean everyone shares it. You're going to have to establish a few very important items.
-How far are you allowed to take it? Some might prefer a lighter version, which includes you simply coming in at a random time and grabbing her in her own home. Maybe she wants you to go all out; show up at her office dressed in a hoodie and take advantage of her without any of her coworkers realizing it (quick note: this doesn't work very well in a cubicle environment). She should let you know just how far into the fantasy is her breaking point. I understand the whole point of it all is for her to lose control but you just don't want to have to deal with police intervention or have her be "scared" of you because she's witnessed a side of you she didn't know existed. This also extends to how rough you should go. Is she into being choked? (I am referring just to pressure around the throat, I'm not talking about erotic asphyxiation which I do not condone in any way shape or form) Is she into getting slapped? Pushed harshly against a wall? Figure that out first.
-Time Frame. Rape is never planned. Well it is but not for the rapee. I've watched a whole lot of CSI and I've never seen a victim's day planner which read
"12:00 lunch with execs
13:00 pick up dry cleaner
14:00 get raped
14:10 Conference call with HR"
Now again, she's not supposed to expect it so when you set up a time frame, try to be very loose with it. Try to set up something like a 5 day period in which, at any time, things could go down. Now you'll want of course to ber very familiar with her schedule during that period to properly plan but the idea is for her to not be waiting for it. If you give her a certain day, she'll be expecting it all day and it won't be as much of a surprise. If you wait a few days though, her guard drops and when she doesn't expect it, she gets snagged from behind, put up against a wall and fucked against her will.
In my case my best bet would be at her place since I have a key, wait for her to come home from work and pounce sometime after dinner.
-Safe word. The concept is simple enough so I don't have to explain it but you never know, maybe she had a hell of a day at work. Maybe she's feeling sick or just "blah". I understand it's supposed to rid her of control and force her against her will, but you might want to hold off on one scenario to avoid a dry spell because she's pissed off.
I think that encompasses everything for now. I think I gave out enough info as well as enough small disclaimers to cover my back and the back of anyone I've ever rap-...made love to!
PORN GIVEAWAY
Now that I have your attention, I'm giving away porn!
I've purchased quite a lot from AdamEve these recent months and using these awesome promo codes gives you some Porn dvd's with your order. So now I have 9 dvd's (3 sets of 3) to give out. I had organized the contest a while back but I'm dropping it as most people preferred not to have their story put out in public.
So just send me your name to pervadvice@gmail.com and tell me why you want it.
Simple enough no?
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
One more...well maybe not.
Two weeks ago I reviewed the Super Head Honcho Masturbator and gave it two thumbs up. A few days later, I received another package from Adameve and it contained this:
The
Blonde Fantasy Masturbator. Thank you Adameve for giving me another week's update! A few people have asked for more reviews of male toys so this fits perfectly with their requests. This will be a short review as I've already highlighted some of the major notes about male masturbators but here goes.
Unfortunately after using the Super Head Honcho, this will become a comparison of the two; and this Blonde Fantasy falls short of pretty much every facet.
The first thing I noticed with this is how small the hole is. Now I'm not someone well endowed, not at all, but even I had difficulty penetrating it. It required a lot of lube. A lot more than the Head Honcho. I also had to restrain the speed and intensity because if I were to slip out, it was a pain to get back in.
Granted the small size of the hole should do for a nice tight feeling right?
It does but unfortunately the inside is kind of "boring". As opposed to suction chambers filled with small nubs, it's simply ripples. Imagine a ribbed condom turned inside out and that's a pretty accurate description. So yes it is tighter, but the sensation is still lessened.
In terms of general size it's smaller than I expected. It's short enough in length that a normal size male might be long enough to go through it and exit out the back hole of it. To avoid this you'd have to of course restrain on the movement and avoid long arm movements to do the entire length of his stroke.
Now we fall down to the last point I want to address and this is honestly the biggest downfall of this product: the smell. I don't know if it was perfumed during production or some other method to make it not smell like jelly but it smells absolutely terrible. And not only does it smell terrible but the smell gets on your hands and hardly washes off. A handwash and shower after my usage of the toy, I could still smell that nasty synthetic odor on my hands. Even if the toy was longer, fitted, and had a more exciting interior, this smell would still stop me from ever using this. It's that bad.
All in all, for about twenty bucks you're much better off with the Head Honcho. Of course if you take masturbation much more seriously you can always grab a Fleshlight. If that's not enough? Grab the new furniture from Liberator designed especially for the fleshlight: the Fleshlight Motion. And if that's still not enough for you, shell out the couple of hundred bucks and get yourself a Real Touch.
Ps. Don't forget to send in your email to win a free porn dvd. If you prefer to just send your name and email, be my guest. Just send to pervadvice@gmail.com
The
Blonde Fantasy Masturbator. Thank you Adameve for giving me another week's update! A few people have asked for more reviews of male toys so this fits perfectly with their requests. This will be a short review as I've already highlighted some of the major notes about male masturbators but here goes.
Unfortunately after using the Super Head Honcho, this will become a comparison of the two; and this Blonde Fantasy falls short of pretty much every facet.
The first thing I noticed with this is how small the hole is. Now I'm not someone well endowed, not at all, but even I had difficulty penetrating it. It required a lot of lube. A lot more than the Head Honcho. I also had to restrain the speed and intensity because if I were to slip out, it was a pain to get back in.
Granted the small size of the hole should do for a nice tight feeling right?
It does but unfortunately the inside is kind of "boring". As opposed to suction chambers filled with small nubs, it's simply ripples. Imagine a ribbed condom turned inside out and that's a pretty accurate description. So yes it is tighter, but the sensation is still lessened.
In terms of general size it's smaller than I expected. It's short enough in length that a normal size male might be long enough to go through it and exit out the back hole of it. To avoid this you'd have to of course restrain on the movement and avoid long arm movements to do the entire length of his stroke.
Now we fall down to the last point I want to address and this is honestly the biggest downfall of this product: the smell. I don't know if it was perfumed during production or some other method to make it not smell like jelly but it smells absolutely terrible. And not only does it smell terrible but the smell gets on your hands and hardly washes off. A handwash and shower after my usage of the toy, I could still smell that nasty synthetic odor on my hands. Even if the toy was longer, fitted, and had a more exciting interior, this smell would still stop me from ever using this. It's that bad.
All in all, for about twenty bucks you're much better off with the Head Honcho. Of course if you take masturbation much more seriously you can always grab a Fleshlight. If that's not enough? Grab the new furniture from Liberator designed especially for the fleshlight: the Fleshlight Motion. And if that's still not enough for you, shell out the couple of hundred bucks and get yourself a Real Touch.
Ps. Don't forget to send in your email to win a free porn dvd. If you prefer to just send your name and email, be my guest. Just send to pervadvice@gmail.com
Thursday, September 3, 2009
You have learned much young grasshopper...
I've been writing for a few months now and I've addressed most large topics I wanted. I'd like to think I made a small difference somewhere in one of my readers' bedroom. I figured I'd check in with some of you.
Thanks to several recent purchases from AdamEve I have a few porn movies to give away. I know you can find porn for free on the internet but I'm giving these out, do you need a better reason?
I'm not giving these out to just anybody though. I'm going to run a little contest.
Send me an email describing something from all previous posts that you managed to include in your sex life. Be it a toy, technique, lingerie, anything. You don't have to be graphic about it if you don't want to. It doesn't even have to be long. Just let me know if I managed to open up some options for you.
I'll take the best 3 and send them a movie, free of charge.
Yes, all in all this is just a big ego booster for myself as I try to tell myself I'm not writing in vain.
So send me whatever you'd like to PervAdvice@gmail.com
In the email please let me know if you would mind if I posted your story up on the blog and what name I should use (go ahead and use an alias if you prefer).
Thanks to several recent purchases from AdamEve I have a few porn movies to give away. I know you can find porn for free on the internet but I'm giving these out, do you need a better reason?
I'm not giving these out to just anybody though. I'm going to run a little contest.
Send me an email describing something from all previous posts that you managed to include in your sex life. Be it a toy, technique, lingerie, anything. You don't have to be graphic about it if you don't want to. It doesn't even have to be long. Just let me know if I managed to open up some options for you.
I'll take the best 3 and send them a movie, free of charge.
Yes, all in all this is just a big ego booster for myself as I try to tell myself I'm not writing in vain.
So send me whatever you'd like to PervAdvice@gmail.com
In the email please let me know if you would mind if I posted your story up on the blog and what name I should use (go ahead and use an alias if you prefer).
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