Despite North American society still holding several stigmas with sex and it's various aspects, some of them seem to be slowly dissipating. Look back just a few years and oral sex was frowned upon, anal sex was immoral, toys were only for perverts and porn was only for those who couldn't get any. Now none of these held any truth but they just seemed accepted by the population. That's why people hid the fact that they had a vibrator in their desk by the bed, or girls would like about oral or anal to not seem "whorish". Now look at the state of things; oral is a pretty important part of sexual contacts, anal is growing in terms of couples of partake in it, and I have a blog about toys. What about porn? I remember having to hide the fact that I was watching it from my parents when I was younger. Now? Porn is the most profitable industry in America. Wait...the most profitable industry in America...why again are we hiding it then?
Well I guess the taboo is dissipating as well. People are less and less "ashamed" to admit they have X gigs of porn on their harddrive, or a dvd collection bigger than my own hollywood movie collection. And that's a damn good thing. Granted you will still have the über-conservative/religious parents who will do everything they possibly can to prevent their children knowing what breasts look like until they hit marriage. I personnaly respect their choices, just don't expect me to make the same decision with my children. Porn is a form of entertainement. It serves a purpose, provides pleasure, and it seems to help out the economy. So enjoy it. Enjoy it as much as you can. Especially you youngins who don't know what it's like to only have the 4 year old issue of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, or have to sneak into your father's old stash of vintage playboy. You have it easy, so enjoy it.
Now that I've ranted I'd like to bring that topic into the realm of what I usually talk about. Have you watched porn with someone else? Have you ever sat down and put on a porno while in the company of your partner? Why not? If it arouses you both, have at it, watch it for a little bit, then go at it! Heck, you may even try something new from the flick. But here's a few things to keep in mind.
1) Type of Porn: There are hundreds of types of movies, from Anal to Zoo. It's important you establish the interests you share with your partner. If you bust out a triple penetration video and she gets grossed out by it, don't expect to end the film and find a very horny and willing girlfriend. Either talk to her about what she'd rather see, and don't fall in the trap of "oh she's a girl so she must like the softcore stuff", or if you would rather keep it a surprise, start off with something basic. A simple one guy, one girl scene, maybe costumes, regular "normal" porn. Then branch out from there.
2) Awkward silences: of course you won't talk the whole way through to video, but try to avoid having complete silence with both of you just watching for ten minutes. Nothing is stopping you from laughing at the horribly written storylines, or commenting on how such position is interesting and you'd like to try it with your partner. Make her feel involved in the experience as to not have her feel like you're watching porn and she just happens to be there.
3)When to make a move: Some will prefer to watch the video in it's entirety before getting down to business while some get so worked up watching it they want it right now. If you don't know which camp your partner falls in, go in lightly; start teasing her. Go gently for the nipples, or caress her thighs, just to let her know you are willing, ready, all she has to do is say the word.
Basically the important thing is to enjoy yourselves. Do something a little different, maybe have a laugh or two, and find an easy way to say "want to have sex?" by simply pressing play on the dvd player.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Not done just yet
Last week I quickly went over a quick little bathtime fun for you and your partner and it's only two days later, on my way to the airport that it hit me: I forgot to mention waterproof toys. Of course my previous update was more romantic than naughty but it doesn't mean romantic can't lead into naughty. So for this week I'll just go over a few toys to keep in mind for bathroom fun (be it bath or shower).
Before I head into toys though I want to mention a few things to be alert of. Movies often romanticize the idea of hot tub/bathtub sex but it's not always that magical. Being submerged does tend to wash away some of the woman's natural lubrification which increases friction and can lead to discomfort. I do recommend silicone-based lubricant for this occasion since it won't wash off in the water. Being underwater doesn't mean a condom isn't necessary either. "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool". The silicone lubricant won't wear away at the latex either so less chances of it breaking.
Water does also sometimes numb the male member a little which will increase his time needed to orgasm, keep that in mind and if it starts drawing over too long a period, offer to finish up outside of the bath. Most men who have masterbated in the shower/bath will tell you it takes longer than normally.
With all this in mind, on to toys! After all it's 50% of what I mention on here.
Most regular toys will have waterproof versions of them for you to enjoy in the bath, shower, or possibly (private) pool. So you can easily find waterproof Jackrabbits or waterproof g-spot vibrators and of course you'll have fun with them. But for now let's check other options.
You might have used one out of the water before but have you tried a glass toy in combination with water? The temperature of the water affects the toy itself, of course cold water makes it cold (ideal for teasing), and warm water warms it up (to avoid those chills as you first slide it in). With no electronic insides there is no worries to break it and maybe it's just me, but the setting just seems to fit for the glass toy. Maybe it's all the mirrors around, maybe it's the water, but it just seems to fit. Warm up the water (or cool it down in the sink) and let yourself loose with your wand.
If you ask me, wireless eggs were created for two things: roadgasms, and underwater. Now this has the benefit of being a lot more subtle then a dildo which means you could easily have one in your bikini at the pool with no one the wiser. You could be swimming gently while your partner holds the remote and teases you from the side of the pool (I do have to mention side of the pool since most wireless toys don't have wireless remotes). Imagine having to hold back from moaning through an orgasm because you're in public. Maybe your partner is a tease and they just like to get you all worked up before you exit the pool, find a quiet spot and finish up. Either way, the egg works nicely, and it works just as nicely in the tub. You or your partner can still control it as you remain submerged in the water, feel it bring you closer and closer to climax before you step out of the tub and ask him to take you right there over the sink counter.
This next one I thought was more of a gag gift until I saw it in action; presenting the rubber duckie. It's fully waterproof of course and designed to look like an innocent bath toy until you twist the end and it begins the vibrate. It's tail is designed to hit your clitoris just right and the rest of it vibrates to provide stimulation wherever else you might need it. Have a splashing orgasm in the bath without anyone else ever suspecting your innocent looking rubber duck is the tool of your naughty and clean (well I would say clean but after all, you're in the bathtub) activities.
This next one can be used in the bathtub but I don't see it as it's primary purpose. The Dildo with suction cup is designed to stick in place so you can ride it hands free. I won't claim to understand why but the women I know who use this seem to agree on the it's preferred location: the edge of the bathtub. One leg in, one leg out, the toy on the edge as they ride it. It could be simply that the suction cup sticks better to the bath then a hardwood floor, I just don't know. But it's definately worth a try. Another common use is against the wall in the shower to simulate being taken from behind. Now for this position I would recommend attaching the suction cup before running the water to make sure it's properly stuck on the wall. Once that's done, turn on the hot water, and imagine your favourite hunk giving it to you in the shower.
This next accessory is one I have not tried yet but intend to in the near future. These Suction Shower Handlebars seem perfect for a hot shower session, whether your plan is to go down on your partner, take her in a standing missionary position, or from behind, the handles should give her that extra grip so you don't have to reposition every few seconds. Hopefully they are strong enough to support the pressure but I will let you know in a future update, this is definately something I intend to try out.
Well I think that sums up the Bath/shower/pool scene nicely, of course I leave this open to email comments and questions in case I want to revisit the topic later with brand new ideas or corrections.
In the meantime, go grab a toy, stop reading and head for the bathroom, I hear the water calling you out.
Before I head into toys though I want to mention a few things to be alert of. Movies often romanticize the idea of hot tub/bathtub sex but it's not always that magical. Being submerged does tend to wash away some of the woman's natural lubrification which increases friction and can lead to discomfort. I do recommend silicone-based lubricant for this occasion since it won't wash off in the water. Being underwater doesn't mean a condom isn't necessary either. "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool". The silicone lubricant won't wear away at the latex either so less chances of it breaking.
Water does also sometimes numb the male member a little which will increase his time needed to orgasm, keep that in mind and if it starts drawing over too long a period, offer to finish up outside of the bath. Most men who have masterbated in the shower/bath will tell you it takes longer than normally.
With all this in mind, on to toys! After all it's 50% of what I mention on here.
Most regular toys will have waterproof versions of them for you to enjoy in the bath, shower, or possibly (private) pool. So you can easily find waterproof Jackrabbits or waterproof g-spot vibrators and of course you'll have fun with them. But for now let's check other options.
You might have used one out of the water before but have you tried a glass toy in combination with water? The temperature of the water affects the toy itself, of course cold water makes it cold (ideal for teasing), and warm water warms it up (to avoid those chills as you first slide it in). With no electronic insides there is no worries to break it and maybe it's just me, but the setting just seems to fit for the glass toy. Maybe it's all the mirrors around, maybe it's the water, but it just seems to fit. Warm up the water (or cool it down in the sink) and let yourself loose with your wand.
If you ask me, wireless eggs were created for two things: roadgasms, and underwater. Now this has the benefit of being a lot more subtle then a dildo which means you could easily have one in your bikini at the pool with no one the wiser. You could be swimming gently while your partner holds the remote and teases you from the side of the pool (I do have to mention side of the pool since most wireless toys don't have wireless remotes). Imagine having to hold back from moaning through an orgasm because you're in public. Maybe your partner is a tease and they just like to get you all worked up before you exit the pool, find a quiet spot and finish up. Either way, the egg works nicely, and it works just as nicely in the tub. You or your partner can still control it as you remain submerged in the water, feel it bring you closer and closer to climax before you step out of the tub and ask him to take you right there over the sink counter.
This next one I thought was more of a gag gift until I saw it in action; presenting the rubber duckie. It's fully waterproof of course and designed to look like an innocent bath toy until you twist the end and it begins the vibrate. It's tail is designed to hit your clitoris just right and the rest of it vibrates to provide stimulation wherever else you might need it. Have a splashing orgasm in the bath without anyone else ever suspecting your innocent looking rubber duck is the tool of your naughty and clean (well I would say clean but after all, you're in the bathtub) activities.
This next one can be used in the bathtub but I don't see it as it's primary purpose. The Dildo with suction cup is designed to stick in place so you can ride it hands free. I won't claim to understand why but the women I know who use this seem to agree on the it's preferred location: the edge of the bathtub. One leg in, one leg out, the toy on the edge as they ride it. It could be simply that the suction cup sticks better to the bath then a hardwood floor, I just don't know. But it's definately worth a try. Another common use is against the wall in the shower to simulate being taken from behind. Now for this position I would recommend attaching the suction cup before running the water to make sure it's properly stuck on the wall. Once that's done, turn on the hot water, and imagine your favourite hunk giving it to you in the shower.
This next accessory is one I have not tried yet but intend to in the near future. These Suction Shower Handlebars seem perfect for a hot shower session, whether your plan is to go down on your partner, take her in a standing missionary position, or from behind, the handles should give her that extra grip so you don't have to reposition every few seconds. Hopefully they are strong enough to support the pressure but I will let you know in a future update, this is definately something I intend to try out.
Well I think that sums up the Bath/shower/pool scene nicely, of course I leave this open to email comments and questions in case I want to revisit the topic later with brand new ideas or corrections.
In the meantime, go grab a toy, stop reading and head for the bathroom, I hear the water calling you out.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
A Dash of Romance
Let's take a step back from the Naughty division of PervAdvice and let's move over to the Romantic aspect of our offices. I've already gone over quite a few suggestions on how to blow her/his mind in bed but what if one evening you just want to do something nice for a change? Something relaxing, quiet, soothing; something that would set a mood for something so much more gentle, and soft. I've briefly mentionned it in the past but here goes the full explanation.
Bath time. Yes you read right, Bath time. Leave the rubber duckies out though because this isn't your typical "clean yourself" bath. This bath is to make her relax, to make her forget all her worries, to show her you care. For this you will need:
-Bathtub of course (this is even better if it's big enough to fit two people)
-several candles
-fake rose petals (which you can either get in the A Bed of Roses kit which can be found in most sex shops) or a cheaper kind in dollar stores.
-Dessert
Whatever the occasion, whether she's come home from a stressful day at work or you just want to please her and make the evening about her, let her know you'll run her a bath and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Let the water run and when it's almost full, light up your candles and scatter them around the room, just for ambiance rather than actual lighting. Spread your rose petals over the water (it looks even better if you have enough to cover the whole water line). Add a little bubble soap and have her come in and settle down. Already she should be quite relaxed and quite pleased. Bring her some kind of dessert, whether it'd be a pastry, or a slice of cake with a little ice cream, just something sweet and sugary. If she likes it try to almost feed her, so she never has to stick out of the water. I do recommend the ice cream on top of the cake as it gives a nice little sensation contrast with the warm water and air in the room.
As I mentionned, things are even better if the tub is big enough to fit both (as is the missus'). Slip in with her and take some time to relax, ask her what she's thinking about, how her day was. After a while you could gauge her current sexual interest with a few pinpointed questions. Want a hint? Compliment her on how her naked body looks in the water. Then slowly get closer to her and at that point it's all freestyle on your part. I'm quite the fan of giving her head as she sits on the edge of the tub. You could possibly initiate penetration while submerged but for pleasure and safety reasons, it's not always recommended. Instead you could just step out and take her from behind as she leans over the bathroom counter. In the scenario in which you both step out, I do recommend having brought up the room temperature so she doesn't freeze as she steps out.
If the tub can only fit one it doesn't mean your fun ends there, try to subtly remove her clothes from the bathroom, and bring in what you'd like her to wear as she steps out, be in a negligée, a little kimono, or a corset. I'm sure she'll happilly oblige.
Now there are a few advantages to the pre-coitus bath time, other than simply making her smile and seeing her naked. You know she will be all clean so if you're a bit reserved about going down on her, either cunnilingus or analingus, now is the time. If you managed to soak in as well, you might last a little longer in bed since some men (present company included) lose a little bit of sensation after a bath/shower which allows for longer repeated penetration. Most of all, after setting up a bath like that for her, she should be thankful enough to be yours to do as you wish for the remainder of the evening so enjoy, but don't abuse.
This week's update is a small one but as was already stated, I will be out of the country until next wednesday. The good news is I will try to start having reviews of toys as the missus tries them out. I'm trying to strike a deal with her which states that I buy them, and she tries them and lets me know so I can inform my loyal readers. Expect the first one soon.
In the meantime, keep it naughty, but this time, keep it clean as well.
Bath time. Yes you read right, Bath time. Leave the rubber duckies out though because this isn't your typical "clean yourself" bath. This bath is to make her relax, to make her forget all her worries, to show her you care. For this you will need:
-Bathtub of course (this is even better if it's big enough to fit two people)
-several candles
-fake rose petals (which you can either get in the A Bed of Roses kit which can be found in most sex shops) or a cheaper kind in dollar stores.
-Dessert
Whatever the occasion, whether she's come home from a stressful day at work or you just want to please her and make the evening about her, let her know you'll run her a bath and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Let the water run and when it's almost full, light up your candles and scatter them around the room, just for ambiance rather than actual lighting. Spread your rose petals over the water (it looks even better if you have enough to cover the whole water line). Add a little bubble soap and have her come in and settle down. Already she should be quite relaxed and quite pleased. Bring her some kind of dessert, whether it'd be a pastry, or a slice of cake with a little ice cream, just something sweet and sugary. If she likes it try to almost feed her, so she never has to stick out of the water. I do recommend the ice cream on top of the cake as it gives a nice little sensation contrast with the warm water and air in the room.
As I mentionned, things are even better if the tub is big enough to fit both (as is the missus'). Slip in with her and take some time to relax, ask her what she's thinking about, how her day was. After a while you could gauge her current sexual interest with a few pinpointed questions. Want a hint? Compliment her on how her naked body looks in the water. Then slowly get closer to her and at that point it's all freestyle on your part. I'm quite the fan of giving her head as she sits on the edge of the tub. You could possibly initiate penetration while submerged but for pleasure and safety reasons, it's not always recommended. Instead you could just step out and take her from behind as she leans over the bathroom counter. In the scenario in which you both step out, I do recommend having brought up the room temperature so she doesn't freeze as she steps out.
If the tub can only fit one it doesn't mean your fun ends there, try to subtly remove her clothes from the bathroom, and bring in what you'd like her to wear as she steps out, be in a negligée, a little kimono, or a corset. I'm sure she'll happilly oblige.
Now there are a few advantages to the pre-coitus bath time, other than simply making her smile and seeing her naked. You know she will be all clean so if you're a bit reserved about going down on her, either cunnilingus or analingus, now is the time. If you managed to soak in as well, you might last a little longer in bed since some men (present company included) lose a little bit of sensation after a bath/shower which allows for longer repeated penetration. Most of all, after setting up a bath like that for her, she should be thankful enough to be yours to do as you wish for the remainder of the evening so enjoy, but don't abuse.
This week's update is a small one but as was already stated, I will be out of the country until next wednesday. The good news is I will try to start having reviews of toys as the missus tries them out. I'm trying to strike a deal with her which states that I buy them, and she tries them and lets me know so I can inform my loyal readers. Expect the first one soon.
In the meantime, keep it naughty, but this time, keep it clean as well.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Roleplaying for dummies ...well experienced dummies.
Last week we looked through a few of the basic roleplaying scenarios between you and your partner. As I'm still waiting on a few answers regarding the Porn survey I requested last week (if you haven't emailed me your answers, please do so asap), I will continue the topic of Roleplay and drive it to a road a bit more complex than what we've previously mentionned. Now keep in mind, these still aren't as deep as something along the lines of horse-play but if you're a beginner, I still suggest hitting up last week's update here for more basic ideas.
With all the disclaimers out of the way, let's go!
Scenario #1: Aladdin
Everyone has, at one point in their life, dreamed of finding a lamp, rubbing it, and getting rewarded with 3 wishes. Now what if you what popped out was a naughty genie instead? This isn't gender specific as both male and female could act as the genie and the general scenario remains the same. The genie is of course under the command of the other, forced to grant them 3 sexy wishes. I'm sure everyone who reads this can come up with 3 naughty suggestions. Of course in the context of roleplay, the genie can't refuse the wishes; but if your partner does have some restrictions related to some sexual acts, you can pull the old Genie rules from Aladdin which states there are some things you can't ask for (in the movie you couldn't request for ressurection of a loved one, for the death or a hated one, or to make someone fall in love with you). Just have your luscious genie state the rules before you start asking for your wishes and after that, have your imagination run wild as your genie fulfills your 3 naughtiest desires. Of course this would work out even better if you manage to find yourself a quiet beach somewhere with nobody around to reenatc a little of the desert setting but if that's not available, just try to make your living room look a little more eastern; as interior decorating isn't my business I will leave that off to you.
Costume suggestions:
3 wishes Genie costumes
Trashy Genies and Harem girls costumes
Scenario #2: Boot Camp
Once again we have a non gender specific scenario but to be honest, I do find the woman in control to be a much sexier option, if only for my own desire to be sometimes dominated by the missus. Now I say the words "Boot Camp" and what do people automatically think of? Tough training, horrible hours, physical exhaustion, and a harsh drill instructor. But what if the latter was a sexy young woman ordering you around, wouldn't that make you want to drill the instructor? Imagine your partner ordering you through pushups, physical inspections and a little training until you're hot and sweaty enough for her, your recent activities making you glow and bring a rather positive light to your muscles. Again, it doesn't have to be her giving orders but we've already seen so many scenarios in which she's controlled, let her run wild. Let her yell at you, boss you around, even physically abuse you a little for the sake of realism. If you have access to a cottage in the forest go ahead and really make it look like a boot camp. If not, you should be so wrapped up in her orders for twenty more pushups and for you to go harder and faster that you should quickly forget you're in your bedroom on the 14 floor of a posh appartment complex.
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy Military catalog
3 wishes Military selection
Scenario #3: Heaven or Hell
This section would technically be split into two but I will only briefly go over both. With this idea we're back into the female-specific section, if only in my imagination because I have trouble imagining myself or any other man in an angel/devil costume without looking ridiculous. On the other hand, she can easily wear a sexy angel or naughty devil costume and look anything but goofy, instead downright hot. She gets the two options: either angel or devil and her behavior will be dictated by the choice of costume. If she picks angel she becomes the softest creature she could be, her purpose being to pillow your life onto a fluffy cloud through gentle pleasures and massages. Don't go into this setting if you're in the mood for some hardcore action, I would suggest this being the perfect setting for handjobs and blowjobs, just for a second close your eyes and picture yourself receiving head from an angel with whiet wings...Got it? There's something primitive about it but I don't know anyone who would refuse that. Now she could go the other way and head far into the fiery pits of a very sexy hell in a devil costume. She doesn't have to torture you in the usual sense but she could very well decide to strip you down, tie you up and spank you, tease you for very long periods, and submit you to hot/cold tortures (switching between ice cubes on your skin and melting hot wax on it) before you cave in to her will and she finally straddles you and rides you. It's always a fun idea to switch between the two to keep your partner guessing, sometimes even switching halfway through one to the other just to really surprise him. Now I would like to mention really quickly that if you're lucky enough of a man to participate in a MFF (male-female-female) threesome, I would highly suggest trying out between the subject of attention between your two partners as the angel and the devil. I won't go deeper into it than that because I would be writing for hours but if you do, toss me an email about it. Quick location note: try the angel play while he sits in a very large bean bag chair, you'll feel like you're floating on a cloud.
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy's Heaven or Hell repertoire
3wishes' Faeries, Angels and Devils
Scenario #4: Cheerleader
Here we get to one of the landmarks of not just sexy costumes but teenage boys' fantasies; the cheerleader. Show me a man who says he never fantasized about cheerleaders and I will show you someone who, at a very young age, learned he liked men. Unfortunately only the football team captain had his selection of cheerleaders and those like myself who qualified as a "nerd", a "geek", or worse, "the foreign kid", we didn't exactly swim through a cheerleader tunnel as they all fought to let us slip a hand under their bloomers behind the football field. Well now it's time to relive that fantasy. This one doesn't require that much roleplaying really, of course you have her play along the role as she cheers for you and plays as if she was 17 again, excited about the big hunky football player (this time this gets to be you!) takes her roughly. If she is willing I suggest actually trying out the exhibitionist aspect of this (hence why this isn't beginning roleplay) and try during off hours to sneak into the football stadium and do this under the bleachers as they would've back in high school after a homecoming victory. Take her out to the old stadium and make her cheer and scream for "M" "O" "R" "E".
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy's Athletes, Referees and Cheerleaders
3wishes' College Days
Once more, if you manage to try these out, send me an email to tell me about it.
A few notes of importance:
Next week I will be out of the country, I will attempt to have a quick update on wednesday but I can't guarantee it.
I've also spent quite a pretty penny for a few little surprises for the missus so when she receives the full package in a few weeks, I will have some new reviews/follow up on past reviews.
In the meantime, keep emailing me your answers to my porn survey and keep it naughty.
With all the disclaimers out of the way, let's go!
Scenario #1: Aladdin
Everyone has, at one point in their life, dreamed of finding a lamp, rubbing it, and getting rewarded with 3 wishes. Now what if you what popped out was a naughty genie instead? This isn't gender specific as both male and female could act as the genie and the general scenario remains the same. The genie is of course under the command of the other, forced to grant them 3 sexy wishes. I'm sure everyone who reads this can come up with 3 naughty suggestions. Of course in the context of roleplay, the genie can't refuse the wishes; but if your partner does have some restrictions related to some sexual acts, you can pull the old Genie rules from Aladdin which states there are some things you can't ask for (in the movie you couldn't request for ressurection of a loved one, for the death or a hated one, or to make someone fall in love with you). Just have your luscious genie state the rules before you start asking for your wishes and after that, have your imagination run wild as your genie fulfills your 3 naughtiest desires. Of course this would work out even better if you manage to find yourself a quiet beach somewhere with nobody around to reenatc a little of the desert setting but if that's not available, just try to make your living room look a little more eastern; as interior decorating isn't my business I will leave that off to you.
Costume suggestions:
3 wishes Genie costumes
Trashy Genies and Harem girls costumes
Scenario #2: Boot Camp
Once again we have a non gender specific scenario but to be honest, I do find the woman in control to be a much sexier option, if only for my own desire to be sometimes dominated by the missus. Now I say the words "Boot Camp" and what do people automatically think of? Tough training, horrible hours, physical exhaustion, and a harsh drill instructor. But what if the latter was a sexy young woman ordering you around, wouldn't that make you want to drill the instructor? Imagine your partner ordering you through pushups, physical inspections and a little training until you're hot and sweaty enough for her, your recent activities making you glow and bring a rather positive light to your muscles. Again, it doesn't have to be her giving orders but we've already seen so many scenarios in which she's controlled, let her run wild. Let her yell at you, boss you around, even physically abuse you a little for the sake of realism. If you have access to a cottage in the forest go ahead and really make it look like a boot camp. If not, you should be so wrapped up in her orders for twenty more pushups and for you to go harder and faster that you should quickly forget you're in your bedroom on the 14 floor of a posh appartment complex.
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy Military catalog
3 wishes Military selection
Scenario #3: Heaven or Hell
This section would technically be split into two but I will only briefly go over both. With this idea we're back into the female-specific section, if only in my imagination because I have trouble imagining myself or any other man in an angel/devil costume without looking ridiculous. On the other hand, she can easily wear a sexy angel or naughty devil costume and look anything but goofy, instead downright hot. She gets the two options: either angel or devil and her behavior will be dictated by the choice of costume. If she picks angel she becomes the softest creature she could be, her purpose being to pillow your life onto a fluffy cloud through gentle pleasures and massages. Don't go into this setting if you're in the mood for some hardcore action, I would suggest this being the perfect setting for handjobs and blowjobs, just for a second close your eyes and picture yourself receiving head from an angel with whiet wings...Got it? There's something primitive about it but I don't know anyone who would refuse that. Now she could go the other way and head far into the fiery pits of a very sexy hell in a devil costume. She doesn't have to torture you in the usual sense but she could very well decide to strip you down, tie you up and spank you, tease you for very long periods, and submit you to hot/cold tortures (switching between ice cubes on your skin and melting hot wax on it) before you cave in to her will and she finally straddles you and rides you. It's always a fun idea to switch between the two to keep your partner guessing, sometimes even switching halfway through one to the other just to really surprise him. Now I would like to mention really quickly that if you're lucky enough of a man to participate in a MFF (male-female-female) threesome, I would highly suggest trying out between the subject of attention between your two partners as the angel and the devil. I won't go deeper into it than that because I would be writing for hours but if you do, toss me an email about it. Quick location note: try the angel play while he sits in a very large bean bag chair, you'll feel like you're floating on a cloud.
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy's Heaven or Hell repertoire
3wishes' Faeries, Angels and Devils
Scenario #4: Cheerleader
Here we get to one of the landmarks of not just sexy costumes but teenage boys' fantasies; the cheerleader. Show me a man who says he never fantasized about cheerleaders and I will show you someone who, at a very young age, learned he liked men. Unfortunately only the football team captain had his selection of cheerleaders and those like myself who qualified as a "nerd", a "geek", or worse, "the foreign kid", we didn't exactly swim through a cheerleader tunnel as they all fought to let us slip a hand under their bloomers behind the football field. Well now it's time to relive that fantasy. This one doesn't require that much roleplaying really, of course you have her play along the role as she cheers for you and plays as if she was 17 again, excited about the big hunky football player (this time this gets to be you!) takes her roughly. If she is willing I suggest actually trying out the exhibitionist aspect of this (hence why this isn't beginning roleplay) and try during off hours to sneak into the football stadium and do this under the bleachers as they would've back in high school after a homecoming victory. Take her out to the old stadium and make her cheer and scream for "M" "O" "R" "E".
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy's Athletes, Referees and Cheerleaders
3wishes' College Days
Once more, if you manage to try these out, send me an email to tell me about it.
A few notes of importance:
Next week I will be out of the country, I will attempt to have a quick update on wednesday but I can't guarantee it.
I've also spent quite a pretty penny for a few little surprises for the missus so when she receives the full package in a few weeks, I will have some new reviews/follow up on past reviews.
In the meantime, keep emailing me your answers to my porn survey and keep it naughty.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
A Deeper Exploration into Roleplaying...for Beginners?
I previously mentionned in the first Note to Those More Reserved that not everyone is comfortable with Roleplaying. Whether it's the fear of saying the wrong thing and ruining it for both, or the worry of looking a little goofy, some just tend to shy away from taking on the role of someone else in the bedroom. Well of course if you're reading this, it's because you want to work on that so let your old friendly neighborhood Perv give you just a few scenarios to try out. Who knows? Maybe you and your partner will enjoy one and will develop quite the liking. I'll of course suggest some costumes to go along with the setting but keep in mind these will fall under the "light roleplay" category. You want to start off slowly and I'll get into deeper ones in future updates.
Now keep reading...and I'll show you just how deep the rabbithole goes...
Scenario #1: School
Of course the schoolgirl costume is a staple of the bedroom sceneries. You don't even have to roleplay as long as you wear it, that's sometimes enough to turn your man on and have him begging for a peek under that little plaid skirt. This post though is to make you start roleplaying so we won't just stop there. With the School girl approach you have a variety of roles for the male in the situation (for the sake of simplicity, I will only write up Male/female sets, but will write up male/male and/or Male/Female if ever they are requested). As the male you can be a teacher; going for the old but still covetted method of trading a better grade for some favors. In this case whichever of you is less comfortable roleplaying doesn't have to talk much, either he is doing all the talking; explaining her grades and going into kinky details on what she can do to change it, or she can be doing the apologies and offering her services to get a better grade. On a similar note you could be the school director, threatening to kick her out of school, a tutor giving her a bit of hard love so she learns her lessons, or another student who simply has a lustful interest in her and asks for nothing more than to bed her over a desk. Whichever you choose, make sure you figure out which one is less comfortable and have them do the less talking.
The roles can easily be reversed by making her the teacher who has quite a thing for one of her young students. At this point her wardrobe changes to something a bit more official and dressy rather than the plaid skirt + white blouse combination. One accessory I do recommend for the naughty schoolteacher would be a ruler. It's of course a control thing but I do enjoy the teacher with the ruler which she could very well use to inflict a little bit of delicious pain were I to not give her the answer she seeks.
Scenario #2: Rich Property
A personal favourite of mine, simply because of the complexity the costume. This one doesn't involve as much choice on the part of the male figure but nevertheless remains a basic on. You will most likely end up being the owner of the estate for which your spicy little maid is paid to clean and will end up getting worked up either for a good job cleaning, or a punishement for breaking your favourite vase. For that she might deserve a bit of punishement so don't be afraid to bend her over the pool table (or any table/counter) so she makes up for the broken objects. I did specify pool table only because that's a personal preference of mine, though I can't exactly explain it. The interesting thing about the Maid is that she's under your employement, therefore you could work under the assumption she is paid to do whatever you, as the owner of this estate, desire. Experiment with the various little details and find the one that brings out your inner maid.
Scenario #3: Clinic
I'll split this one into two different storylines, the first one being the quintessential nurse-patient one. As she dresses in a naughty nurse outfit, you remain in bed, ridden with some affliction which only tender love and care from a nurse in a short skirt can ease. This would also let you play around with some light bondage as maybe the patient would have his arms tied up unable to move as he is mending bones. I do suggest having him lay in bed with a little bell, ringing it for service from the everloving staff of the clinic or hospital.
With the roles flipped you could have her be a patient in a clinic only here for a routine check up but happens to fall on a peculiar doctor who sways her into a series of medical tests such as self breast exam, or errogenous sensitivy tests, as he is of course, a thorough and reknowned practitioner of medicine. Have a small tablet ready with your lists of tests, slap on your rubber gloves and begin examining your patient, making sure you don't miss any spot of her naked body.
Scenario #4: Office
This of course works much better if your residence as a dedicated room as an office but at this point, any room with a desk will do. All of those who worked in an office environment have had day dreams of going over to the hot secretary, forcing her to kiss you before taking her right there on the desk. Well now you can. Have her dress up in a dark pencil skirt, white blouse and jacket on top, glasses are a very nice extra. Have her working on some important documents which she was supposed to bring you yesterday and interrupt her work load with one of your own. Again you can reverse the roles and be the worried, nervous, office clerk who never noticed the delicious secretary crushing on him. As he struggles to meet deadlines she approaches him and putting her luscious lips to good use as she helps him relax deeply.
I've only brought out what I'd consider the tip of the iceberg. You've probably all had some of these as fantasies or seen them in porn so it's nothing new in terms of spanking material, but I hope this is the little motivation you need to start roleplaying (and anyone who just mentionned a level 10 paladin should slap himself right now).
I do have a favor now to ask the readers, I am trying to collect a little data on the subject of one of my future updates. If you have the time please email me at Pervadvice at gmail.com with your answers to the following questions:
-Do you ever watch porn with your partner?
-If so which kinds come up most frequently? (list off fetishes, scenarios, whatever you feel)
-Does it excite you or is it just for a quick laugh?
Thanks for reading!
Now keep reading...and I'll show you just how deep the rabbithole goes...
Scenario #1: School
Of course the schoolgirl costume is a staple of the bedroom sceneries. You don't even have to roleplay as long as you wear it, that's sometimes enough to turn your man on and have him begging for a peek under that little plaid skirt. This post though is to make you start roleplaying so we won't just stop there. With the School girl approach you have a variety of roles for the male in the situation (for the sake of simplicity, I will only write up Male/female sets, but will write up male/male and/or Male/Female if ever they are requested). As the male you can be a teacher; going for the old but still covetted method of trading a better grade for some favors. In this case whichever of you is less comfortable roleplaying doesn't have to talk much, either he is doing all the talking; explaining her grades and going into kinky details on what she can do to change it, or she can be doing the apologies and offering her services to get a better grade. On a similar note you could be the school director, threatening to kick her out of school, a tutor giving her a bit of hard love so she learns her lessons, or another student who simply has a lustful interest in her and asks for nothing more than to bed her over a desk. Whichever you choose, make sure you figure out which one is less comfortable and have them do the less talking.
The roles can easily be reversed by making her the teacher who has quite a thing for one of her young students. At this point her wardrobe changes to something a bit more official and dressy rather than the plaid skirt + white blouse combination. One accessory I do recommend for the naughty schoolteacher would be a ruler. It's of course a control thing but I do enjoy the teacher with the ruler which she could very well use to inflict a little bit of delicious pain were I to not give her the answer she seeks.
Scenario #2: Rich Property
A personal favourite of mine, simply because of the complexity the costume. This one doesn't involve as much choice on the part of the male figure but nevertheless remains a basic on. You will most likely end up being the owner of the estate for which your spicy little maid is paid to clean and will end up getting worked up either for a good job cleaning, or a punishement for breaking your favourite vase. For that she might deserve a bit of punishement so don't be afraid to bend her over the pool table (or any table/counter) so she makes up for the broken objects. I did specify pool table only because that's a personal preference of mine, though I can't exactly explain it. The interesting thing about the Maid is that she's under your employement, therefore you could work under the assumption she is paid to do whatever you, as the owner of this estate, desire. Experiment with the various little details and find the one that brings out your inner maid.
Scenario #3: Clinic
I'll split this one into two different storylines, the first one being the quintessential nurse-patient one. As she dresses in a naughty nurse outfit, you remain in bed, ridden with some affliction which only tender love and care from a nurse in a short skirt can ease. This would also let you play around with some light bondage as maybe the patient would have his arms tied up unable to move as he is mending bones. I do suggest having him lay in bed with a little bell, ringing it for service from the everloving staff of the clinic or hospital.
With the roles flipped you could have her be a patient in a clinic only here for a routine check up but happens to fall on a peculiar doctor who sways her into a series of medical tests such as self breast exam, or errogenous sensitivy tests, as he is of course, a thorough and reknowned practitioner of medicine. Have a small tablet ready with your lists of tests, slap on your rubber gloves and begin examining your patient, making sure you don't miss any spot of her naked body.
Scenario #4: Office
This of course works much better if your residence as a dedicated room as an office but at this point, any room with a desk will do. All of those who worked in an office environment have had day dreams of going over to the hot secretary, forcing her to kiss you before taking her right there on the desk. Well now you can. Have her dress up in a dark pencil skirt, white blouse and jacket on top, glasses are a very nice extra. Have her working on some important documents which she was supposed to bring you yesterday and interrupt her work load with one of your own. Again you can reverse the roles and be the worried, nervous, office clerk who never noticed the delicious secretary crushing on him. As he struggles to meet deadlines she approaches him and putting her luscious lips to good use as she helps him relax deeply.
I've only brought out what I'd consider the tip of the iceberg. You've probably all had some of these as fantasies or seen them in porn so it's nothing new in terms of spanking material, but I hope this is the little motivation you need to start roleplaying (and anyone who just mentionned a level 10 paladin should slap himself right now).
I do have a favor now to ask the readers, I am trying to collect a little data on the subject of one of my future updates. If you have the time please email me at Pervadvice at gmail.com with your answers to the following questions:
-Do you ever watch porn with your partner?
-If so which kinds come up most frequently? (list off fetishes, scenarios, whatever you feel)
-Does it excite you or is it just for a quick laugh?
Thanks for reading!
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