Thursday, July 9, 2009

Roleplaying for dummies ...well experienced dummies.

Last week we looked through a few of the basic roleplaying scenarios between you and your partner. As I'm still waiting on a few answers regarding the Porn survey I requested last week (if you haven't emailed me your answers, please do so asap), I will continue the topic of Roleplay and drive it to a road a bit more complex than what we've previously mentionned. Now keep in mind, these still aren't as deep as something along the lines of horse-play but if you're a beginner, I still suggest hitting up last week's update here for more basic ideas.
With all the disclaimers out of the way, let's go!

Scenario #1: Aladdin
Everyone has, at one point in their life, dreamed of finding a lamp, rubbing it, and getting rewarded with 3 wishes. Now what if you what popped out was a naughty genie instead? This isn't gender specific as both male and female could act as the genie and the general scenario remains the same. The genie is of course under the command of the other, forced to grant them 3 sexy wishes. I'm sure everyone who reads this can come up with 3 naughty suggestions. Of course in the context of roleplay, the genie can't refuse the wishes; but if your partner does have some restrictions related to some sexual acts, you can pull the old Genie rules from Aladdin which states there are some things you can't ask for (in the movie you couldn't request for ressurection of a loved one, for the death or a hated one, or to make someone fall in love with you). Just have your luscious genie state the rules before you start asking for your wishes and after that, have your imagination run wild as your genie fulfills your 3 naughtiest desires. Of course this would work out even better if you manage to find yourself a quiet beach somewhere with nobody around to reenatc a little of the desert setting but if that's not available, just try to make your living room look a little more eastern; as interior decorating isn't my business I will leave that off to you.
Costume suggestions:
3 wishes Genie costumes
Trashy Genies and Harem girls costumes

Scenario #2: Boot Camp
Once again we have a non gender specific scenario but to be honest, I do find the woman in control to be a much sexier option, if only for my own desire to be sometimes dominated by the missus. Now I say the words "Boot Camp" and what do people automatically think of? Tough training, horrible hours, physical exhaustion, and a harsh drill instructor. But what if the latter was a sexy young woman ordering you around, wouldn't that make you want to drill the instructor? Imagine your partner ordering you through pushups, physical inspections and a little training until you're hot and sweaty enough for her, your recent activities making you glow and bring a rather positive light to your muscles. Again, it doesn't have to be her giving orders but we've already seen so many scenarios in which she's controlled, let her run wild. Let her yell at you, boss you around, even physically abuse you a little for the sake of realism. If you have access to a cottage in the forest go ahead and really make it look like a boot camp. If not, you should be so wrapped up in her orders for twenty more pushups and for you to go harder and faster that you should quickly forget you're in your bedroom on the 14 floor of a posh appartment complex.
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy Military catalog
3 wishes Military selection

Scenario #3: Heaven or Hell
This section would technically be split into two but I will only briefly go over both. With this idea we're back into the female-specific section, if only in my imagination because I have trouble imagining myself or any other man in an angel/devil costume without looking ridiculous. On the other hand, she can easily wear a sexy angel or naughty devil costume and look anything but goofy, instead downright hot. She gets the two options: either angel or devil and her behavior will be dictated by the choice of costume. If she picks angel she becomes the softest creature she could be, her purpose being to pillow your life onto a fluffy cloud through gentle pleasures and massages. Don't go into this setting if you're in the mood for some hardcore action, I would suggest this being the perfect setting for handjobs and blowjobs, just for a second close your eyes and picture yourself receiving head from an angel with whiet wings...Got it? There's something primitive about it but I don't know anyone who would refuse that. Now she could go the other way and head far into the fiery pits of a very sexy hell in a devil costume. She doesn't have to torture you in the usual sense but she could very well decide to strip you down, tie you up and spank you, tease you for very long periods, and submit you to hot/cold tortures (switching between ice cubes on your skin and melting hot wax on it) before you cave in to her will and she finally straddles you and rides you. It's always a fun idea to switch between the two to keep your partner guessing, sometimes even switching halfway through one to the other just to really surprise him. Now I would like to mention really quickly that if you're lucky enough of a man to participate in a MFF (male-female-female) threesome, I would highly suggest trying out between the subject of attention between your two partners as the angel and the devil. I won't go deeper into it than that because I would be writing for hours but if you do, toss me an email about it. Quick location note: try the angel play while he sits in a very large bean bag chair, you'll feel like you're floating on a cloud.
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy's Heaven or Hell repertoire
3wishes' Faeries, Angels and Devils

Scenario #4: Cheerleader
Here we get to one of the landmarks of not just sexy costumes but teenage boys' fantasies; the cheerleader. Show me a man who says he never fantasized about cheerleaders and I will show you someone who, at a very young age, learned he liked men. Unfortunately only the football team captain had his selection of cheerleaders and those like myself who qualified as a "nerd", a "geek", or worse, "the foreign kid", we didn't exactly swim through a cheerleader tunnel as they all fought to let us slip a hand under their bloomers behind the football field. Well now it's time to relive that fantasy. This one doesn't require that much roleplaying really, of course you have her play along the role as she cheers for you and plays as if she was 17 again, excited about the big hunky football player (this time this gets to be you!) takes her roughly. If she is willing I suggest actually trying out the exhibitionist aspect of this (hence why this isn't beginning roleplay) and try during off hours to sneak into the football stadium and do this under the bleachers as they would've back in high school after a homecoming victory. Take her out to the old stadium and make her cheer and scream for "M" "O" "R" "E".
Costume Suggestions:
Trashy's Athletes, Referees and Cheerleaders
3wishes' College Days

Once more, if you manage to try these out, send me an email to tell me about it.

A few notes of importance:
Next week I will be out of the country, I will attempt to have a quick update on wednesday but I can't guarantee it.
I've also spent quite a pretty penny for a few little surprises for the missus so when she receives the full package in a few weeks, I will have some new reviews/follow up on past reviews.

In the meantime, keep emailing me your answers to my porn survey and keep it naughty.