A Dash of Romance

Let's take a step back from the Naughty division of PervAdvice and let's move over to the Romantic aspect of our offices. I've already gone over quite a few suggestions on how to blow her/his mind in bed but what if one evening you just want to do something nice for a change? Something relaxing, quiet, soothing; something that would set a mood for something so much more gentle, and soft. I've briefly mentionned it in the past but here goes the full explanation.

Bath time. Yes you read right, Bath time. Leave the rubber duckies out though because this isn't your typical "clean yourself" bath. This bath is to make her relax, to make her forget all her worries, to show her you care. For this you will need:
-Bathtub of course (this is even better if it's big enough to fit two people)
-several candles
-fake rose petals (which you can either get in the A Bed of Roses kit which can be found in most sex shops) or a cheaper kind in dollar stores.
-Dessert

Whatever the occasion, whether she's come home from a stressful day at work or you just want to please her and make the evening about her, let her know you'll run her a bath and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Let the water run and when it's almost full, light up your candles and scatter them around the room, just for ambiance rather than actual lighting. Spread your rose petals over the water (it looks even better if you have enough to cover the whole water line). Add a little bubble soap and have her come in and settle down. Already she should be quite relaxed and quite pleased. Bring her some kind of dessert, whether it'd be a pastry, or a slice of cake with a little ice cream, just something sweet and sugary. If she likes it try to almost feed her, so she never has to stick out of the water. I do recommend the ice cream on top of the cake as it gives a nice little sensation contrast with the warm water and air in the room.

As I mentionned, things are even better if the tub is big enough to fit both (as is the missus'). Slip in with her and take some time to relax, ask her what she's thinking about, how her day was. After a while you could gauge her current sexual interest with a few pinpointed questions. Want a hint? Compliment her on how her naked body looks in the water. Then slowly get closer to her and at that point it's all freestyle on your part. I'm quite the fan of giving her head as she sits on the edge of the tub. You could possibly initiate penetration while submerged but for pleasure and safety reasons, it's not always recommended. Instead you could just step out and take her from behind as she leans over the bathroom counter. In the scenario in which you both step out, I do recommend having brought up the room temperature so she doesn't freeze as she steps out.

If the tub can only fit one it doesn't mean your fun ends there, try to subtly remove her clothes from the bathroom, and bring in what you'd like her to wear as she steps out, be in a negligée, a little kimono, or a corset. I'm sure she'll happilly oblige.

Now there are a few advantages to the pre-coitus bath time, other than simply making her smile and seeing her naked. You know she will be all clean so if you're a bit reserved about going down on her, either cunnilingus or analingus, now is the time. If you managed to soak in as well, you might last a little longer in bed since some men (present company included) lose a little bit of sensation after a bath/shower which allows for longer repeated penetration. Most of all, after setting up a bath like that for her, she should be thankful enough to be yours to do as you wish for the remainder of the evening so enjoy, but don't abuse.

This week's update is a small one but as was already stated, I will be out of the country until next wednesday. The good news is I will try to start having reviews of toys as the missus tries them out. I'm trying to strike a deal with her which states that I buy them, and she tries them and lets me know so I can inform my loyal readers. Expect the first one soon.
In the meantime, keep it naughty, but this time, keep it clean as well.