Finally! A post about a toy for men

After much anticipation it has finally arrived, my latest purchase from AdamEve.com. Well my second latest purchase I should say, this came in and I soon realized I had no lube at home so had to order some so technically, the lube is my latest purchase. But I'm not writing about the lube, I'm writing about the Super Head Honcho Masterbator.

I'll start by addressing something I mentionned briefly in the past: the stigma of buying one of these. Don't worry about looking "like a loser" when you ring this up at the register at your local sex shop. It's no different than a girl buying a vibrator. The cashier isn't going to give you a condescending "you need this because you can't get a girlfriend" look. Well she won't if you don't come in dressed in a washed out anime shirt, hair that needs to be both cut and washed, and smell like a gaming convention. If you're still nervous or don't like the idea of buying it in store, use adameve. Either way, you should get one of these. As my lesbian once told me "If I had a dick, that would be the first thing I'd buy".

Now this isn't the latest feat of technology so don't expect something like the fleshlight or the RealTouch that moves by itself, dispenses lube, and changes textures while you penetrate it. But you're paying twenty-some bucks for this rather than the hundreds you'd shell out for the Fleshlight and RealTouch.

I do have a few things to mention regarding it though.

First, don't expect this to replace anything. It doesn't feel like a real pair of lips, a vagina, or even someone else's hand. It does however, provide an improvement on your own hand.

Secondly you will need lube on every use or else it will just feel like you're jerking it with a glove hand.

You should also clean it after every use. You wouldn't want it to crust inside. Cleaning is easy though, just pour some water through it and don't be afraid to turn part of it inside out to clean the suction chambers.

You will also notice a hole at the end of it, not the one between the rubber lips you're meant to penetrate. This hole was put there facilitate cleaning. Unfortunately, the easier cleaning has a few side effects. This removes the suction feeling and adds quite a bit of noise. You've got two easy solutions for this problem, either cover it with your thumb while you pump away, or put a bit of duct tape over the hole. I suggest simply covering with your thumb so you don't have to deal with semen-crusted duct tape and take it off/replace it every time you clean it. Blocking the hole will add a small suction sensation and will make the sleeve completely silent.

All in all I have to recommend this, for those without the pleasure of a steady stream of legs to open, the busy, or those with a mate that's on vacation. Forget the stigma, forget the looks from the cashier, and forget sitting on your hand to give yourself a "stranger", get yourself one of these.
The comments are true, by the way, it does magnify the insides so you look bigger.