Stripper for one night

I've never been one to spend friday nights in strip clubs looking for the next set of breasts to motorboat. In fact I've never actually been in one for the simple reason that I don't understand the concept. You're basically paying money for some sexual contact but leave with blue-balls? I don't see the attraction in that. Of course I can already hear those who tell me for the right price the stripper will go down on me or have sex in the VIP rooms but if you want to pay for sex, why not just go for a prostitute then?

Now the concept of a strip club doesn't appeal to me but that of a lapdance is a whole other issue. I've tried for a while to get the missus to surprise me with a sexy strip-tease followed and/or a hot little lapdance. She has always been opposed to it not by principle but because she doesn't feel she can be sexy doing that. That's what hit me. She was afraid she wouldn't look attractive performing the dance and moves. So this small update will be to try to get her to work past that fear and maybe someday indulge me.

Of course personally I know she would be sexy doing it but she chalks it up to the "you think anything I do is sexy", which in a way is true, but I think anyone who saw you slowly taking your top off, fingers sliding over your skin slowly, would agree with me on this. And this apply to every female reading this, you want to turn on your man? Try this. I doubt he'll settle for a random stripper anytime soon.
I'm not talking full on pole dancing in your living room, despite the Home Pole Dancing kit being available.
Instead have him sit down on one of the dining room chairs, you could use the couch but then chances are he will be all slumped down unlike in the chair where you'll be able to grind against him and feel how much he's enjoying this.

If you really want to drive him wild, try handcuffing his hands behind his back. Believe me, he'll be desperately trying to undo them so he can get a feel of your body dancing against him. You don't have to dress the part either. Even if you start off in your jeans and a tank top, as soon as your in your underwear you'll do just fine. If ever you do feel like dressing a little more "appropriately" I suggest stockings, a very tiny skirt, and a fishnet shirt over your bra. Heels are always a plus.

As the missus doesn't want to do it because her self-image isn't that high, I think her doing that would actually improve. I think if she was to do it once she'd realize how sexy she can be and that would definately bring her self-image up a notch or two. Try it with your partner, you feel you can't pull it off? Try it first and then you should be positively rewarded.

Now I can't go through a whole post about stripping/poledancing without mentionning Carmen Electra's aerobic striptease. Now you can tell her stripping can be good for her. Still feel weird asking her? Buy it as a "gag gift" and gauge her reaction, who knows, she might even entertain the idea.