Quick note to those more reserved...

Here's a few things I recently got into an argument with a friend who mine who tends to settle in a much more sexually conservative frame of mind. I figured I would write this up, not for him as I don't plan on ever linking him this, but for anyone else who might read this and could possibly share some of of the same reservations.

Analingus: I can already hear both sides of the argument before getting into it
''It's sensitive muscles, chicks love it!''
versus
''But poo comes out of there!''
I fall in the first category. Analingus is something I very much enjoy giving (not receiving since I have some sort of irritable bowel). Yes I know ''Poo comes from there'' but the missus being a nurse, she inherited from very compulsive cleaning habit, meaning I trust her to be clean almost at all times.
Now of course it's always recommended to do it after a shower or bath. Little tip: take either a bath or a shower with her, you could even try it inside the shower, I guarantee she'll twist and moans in way you hadn't heard before. Once you are convinced she's hygenic, test the waters. Try it out and after a few minutes, if she's really into it, use your fingers to masterbate her. I can't speak for them but I don't think women mind double stimulation. Try to avoid using your tongue on both her anus and clit. She might be clean but some bacterias might transfer and cause infection (this applies also to fingers, don't use the same on both openings).
I know some of you might have just gotten the push you needed to try it out but some are probably still hesitant; in that case here's a very simple trick: Saran Wrap. Grab a small piece and place it over her anus before using your tongue on it. It basically acts as a condom would: sacrificing a little sensitivity, you assure you don't transfer anything nasty. Hell that's how I started, using the saran wrap, then worked my way up to doing it to her raw anytime/anywhere.

Toys: This is somewhat more common than I expected; people aren't receptive to the ideas of toys for some sort of variation on the emasculinating explanation.
''I'm the man, it should be my penis''
''I don't need toys to please her''
''I don't need help''
''But what if the toy is bigger than me, then she'll find me too small''
I subscribed to the last train of thought at first. I wasn't gifted with a member all that big and it's had it's toll on my self-esteem. So at first I made sure the missus' toys weren't any bigger. As time went on though she assured me, no matter the size, it wouldn't and couldn't replace the real thing. That put my worries to rest and she now has quite the collection (ironically, none of them are bigger than me simply because she feared they may hurt or other reasons.)

Toys will not replace you. Life isn't an episode of Sex and the City where whatever HorseFace's friend's name is swears off guys to have fun with only her jackrabbit. I'm sure I will be corrected if I'm wrong on this but I don't expect to be wrong: Women need the real thing. That 150$ vibrator might be really nice and technologically advanced but it doesn't throb like the real thing, doesn't warm up like the real thing, doesn't pump blood through bulging veins like the real thing, and most of all, doesn't come like the real thing.
You may not NEED the help but just for fun, you could use it. No women needs to have both holes filled at once but once in a while she surely won't mind it.

You came before her but still want to finish her off? Pull out a vibrator.
You want to tease her outside? Wireless remove controller egg
She likes to have vibrations on her clit while being taken from behind? Get a Butterfly
She wants both holes filled but you're insecure with a threesome? Your manhood + a toy = her in complete ecstacy.
You have her tied up and want to tease her? Pull out anything that vibrates, or a glasswork that you made sure to cool down beforehand.
Try them, you won't regret them.

Moneyshot:
Every porn you've seen, the girl ends up with a Peter North shot to the face. Yes that can be really hot in porn but make sure your partner is okay with it. Not every girl likes it, actually most don't. But some do enjoy seeing you climax. The missus enjoys witnessing it while touching herself. Try out the waters by first coming on her stomach, (watching out for navel piercings because those can be a pain to clean out properly), then trying her chest. Lots of women to enjoy a warm orgasm on their breasts (this isn't to make women sound slutty by the way).
Most will stop there. A moneyshot to the face can be so degrading for the recipient so make sure you're not making her feel like an object when doing so.
Quick tip: If she isn't sure if she wants to try it or not, ask her if she wants to try it out in the shower. That way it can easily and quickly be washed off .
Not every girl is like porn stars and likes the bucket of semen in the face; even in the films you can see some of them don't enjoy, don't assume your girl wants the bukkake.

Roleplaying:
It's a matter of personal opinion on this one. Some just don't enjoy it. I guess my years playing D&D in high school are responsable for my enjoyment of it (and also responsable for my self-taught cunnilingus skills to try and compensate). If your partner doesn't enjoy it though, don't try to force her. You can ease her into it but don't go all out. Maybe she just enjoys wearing sexy costumes without the roleplaying. In this case you can ease her in by starting with small scenarios that don't require much roleplaying on her part:
Patient in a clinic
French maid cleaning
Fake porn interview
These aren't scenarios that require much on her part. Don't dive right away into the nurse, nun or dominatrix right away.


This sums it up pretty well. Those were the four points on which I noticed my friend was queasy and completely uncomfortable. I feel these little tips and tricks should help out at lease one person out there, which is why I started this in the first place.
Hopefully, I will be able to update this in the future. If not, well enjoy what I put down.