Tie you up all nice

I know I said I would write down my thoughts on the Butterfly but I figured I would keep the good ones for further down the road. At the same time, a little more experience with it wouldn't hurt. The missus strapping it on and bending on all four for me to slide behind is something I can never have ''enough experience with''. I shouldn't say anything else about it though, I don't want to give away all the punchlines, nor do I want to go off on some day dreaming tangent, especially since I'm writing this review from work; a workplace which has nothing to do with screaming orgasms, vibrating strap-on toys, or bondage.

Bondage you say?

Why yes little Billy, I said bondage.

But sir, I don't have any experience with such a thing! Can I jump right away into japanese rope bondage?

Now now Billy, you should probably work your way gradually! And where did you hear about japanese rope bondage?

Boys at school keep talking about it, they say it's swell!

We don't want to launch you straight away into the world of bondage without proper initiation now do we? Of course not! That's why they created the Under-The-Bed Bondage Kit.

The uner the who what now kit?

The Under-the-Bed Bondage kit! It's a strap sets which settles under your mattress and comes out towards the four corners to provide for adjustable support on any size bed!

Gee Willickers Mister! That means it could fit my single racecar bed?

It sure could! It could even fit your mother's king size bed. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure I saw one earlier!

That's jolly-fine mister! So how does it work?

It's easy, even you could work it. All you have to do is wrap these soft padded cuffs to your little Suzie's wrists and ankles with the velcro straps. Then you pass the metal hoops through the hooks on each of the four straps and before you know it, little Suzie can't move and is completely at your mercy.

At my mercy? So what do I do then mister?

Well Billy, that's entirely up to you from there. You have a several positions you can tie her in, that leaves a whole world of possibilities.

Well mister, I don't know much about them sorts of things, could you help me figure out all sorts of things cool cats would do? I'd sure love to impress little Suzie if she she up all ginned up.

Well alright, here's a few things to do: You can ask little Suzie to lay on her back while you hook the cuffs. Then you pull on the strap to tighten everything and before you know it, her arms are immobile above her head, and her legs are spread for you to go ape in. You could show her you can do more than ask a whole lot a questions to a stranger with that mouth, or you could show her why little Billy is an ironic nickname for you. Either way, little Suzie will be screaming louder than at a Elvis Concert.

Wow mister, louder than Elvis?

Why sure! Or how about this; have little suzie get on all four, you know, like neighbor Winston's dog when he stares at cars.

That silly dog.

When she's all tied up what do you want to do? You could show her a good time from behind, or even have your tongue dolly up both her didjery-doo-holes.

But mister, what if I'd like little Suzie to work on my didjery-doo?

Then Billy, tie her up in the same fashion, but towards you. That way she'll be at just the right height to work on that great big lollipop she likes so much.

I do enjoy her working up the old cotton candy. But mister, do you think it's okay to give her the old rough up while she's all tied up?

Whoa there Billy, we don't want a case of domestic abuse. You have to work that out with little suzie before you start. Let her know you plan to punish her like a teacher who noticed she didn't do her homework. I'm sure she'll let you give her the old slappy with the ruler.

Boy Mister, this all sounds like fun. And you sound like one of them Teevee stars since you know so much about it!

Well Billy, that's because I've used it quite a few times. Here's a little secret Billy; I've done everything I suggested. The missus loves a good ole rough-up while tied up, it's all part of a little role play domination game. I love to tie her up and go to town on her with my tongue, she sure enjoys it too. It's a great accessory and should be part of any bedroom accessory selection.

Wow mister, you sure are right! Anything else I should think about doing to little Suzie? She's supposed to come over this afternoon for some cookies, a tall glass of lemonade and we're supposed to go down to the pond to throw rocks and see how many times they slip!

Hmmm I don't want to spoil your fun of discovering everything Billy but here's a little thing you might want to try. Have her on her back and go run to the freezer, grab one of them ice cubes from the tray.

But aren't those really cold?

They sure are, but that's exactly why you want them. You're going to rub it against all the parts of her that you saw in that Magazine Timmy showed you in the shed last week. She'll be throwing up a ruckus in no time!

Thanks a lot mister! I sure learned a lot today, I can't wait for little Suzie to get here!

Go on little Billy! And tell your mother I said thanks for a jolly time!



Well that was fun, little Billy sure learned a lot about an awesome piece of equipment. It's a great tool to introduce anyone to bondage and will have the missus moaning and tossing for more in a jiffy. I'd highly recommend it for anyone who wants to try a little more than handcuffs and want to experience the feeling of being completely at someone else's mercy, without going for the leather gimp suit, japanese rope bondage, and complete domination experience.